nae nae haircut

a term used to describe the lack of a haircut. a nae nae haircut is not a bad thing. but if your nae nae haircut is bad it is a bad thing.

whoreepuke: now THATS a nae nae haircut
cheezwhizaddict: now THATS a nae nae haircut
whoreepuke: now THATS a nae nae haircut
cheezwhizaddict: now THATS a nae nae haircut

nae nae haircut by whoreepuke April 11, 2020

Button haircut 

A shoulder-length haircut (or bob) that makes the recipient look "as cute as a button."

Did you see Laura's new haircut? Isn't she as cute as a button?

Of course, she got a button haircut.

Button haircut by bittenbythebug August 14, 2019

my new haircut 

A funny video on youtube.com. It epitimizes a typical guido in Staten Island, NJ shore, etc. It mocks them in the way they dress, tan, cut their hair, and work out at the gym. youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

That "my new haircut" video basically represents 90% of my high school

my new haircut by realdealholyfield November 9, 2007

Alternative Lifestyle Haircut 

alternative lifestyle haircut (n) – A haircut or style that indicates its owner leads a life contrary to that of the conservative or heterosexual world. Also known as “the significant lesbian haircut,” the acquiring of an alternative lifestyle haircut is often seen as a rite of passage into lesbian adulthood, even if it is not maintained after the initial cut. Like a bat mitzvah, but on your head. Examples include: the mohawk, the fauxhawk, the mullet, the sidesweep, and the Tegan and Sara.

The term was coined by Autostraddle.com and has since become a common collloquialism.

1.) Jess just came out and, after going to her first Tegan and Sara concert, got an alternative lifestyle haircut similar to Tegan's.

2.) Once Leah added an alternative lifestyle haircut to her outfit composed of American Apparel and a skinny tie, she became infinitely more attractive.

Alternative Lifestyle Haircut by udddddd April 25, 2010

midget haircut

the act of knifing someone on black ops

Dave: "i ran right past him and knifed him."
Dan: "yeah man, you gave him the midget haircut!"

midget haircut by muhkenuh December 21, 2010

Free Haircuts 

The act of complete annihilation and/or embarrassment of your enemy while compiling a large amount of headshots in any FPS online match. The claimant must have a majority of his/her kills come from headshots before he/she can claim to have opened up shop.

Dude, last night on COD Sean was pwning noobs and giving kids free haircuts left and right. It was unreal!

Free Haircuts by ShooterMERKgavin July 12, 2011

Post Haircut Bliss 

Right after you get a haircut, when you're extremely happy and/or satisfied with it. Often followed by regret.

Person 1: OMG I can't believe how great my haircut is!
Person 2: Dude, it's just post haircut bliss. You'll feel different about it tomorrow.

Post Haircut Bliss by Squirrel22342 February 3, 2012