how are you-er 

When someone, more an online acquaintance than a close friend, greets you on facebook chat or another messaging service with a 'hi, how are you?' and then proceeds to say nothing else (occasionally a 'what are you up to?' MAY follow).

how are you-er: hey
how are you-er: hows it going?
you: good
you: you?
how are you-er: good
<5 minutes>
how are you-er: what are you up to?
you: DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU DONT HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. I ONLY ADDED YOU AS A FRIEND SO I CAN STALK YOUR HOT FRIENDS PICS.

how are you-er by Vikingnz March 28, 2011

How are you at coitus? 

"How are you at coitus?"-Colloquial greeting between young males means "How are you doing?" or "How are you feeling?"

"How are you at coitus?"

"Yeah thanks mate i'm good"

How are you at coitus? by Ricardo968649 July 26, 2006

how are you bestie 

When your basically saying " Wassup girlfriend " or when your a by ur saying " Whats up dude

Me: how are you bestie
Her: good

how are you bestie by ##Potat 99j November 30, 2018

how are you fixed 

Are you able to.

How are you fixed for your party.

how are you fixed by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023

how are you moving 

A question asking what are your intentions

"How are you moving?"

how are you moving by Colmcille January 6, 2024

Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D 

A completely normal sentence.

Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago

Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D by Luigi One June 4, 2021

hi how are you 

A word to say to someone who you first meet. Your also trying to be nice and friendly, but your just actually toxic as hell and your gonna make them go to depressed as everyone else that you did.

me: hi how are you
???: hi! im ok :)
me: didnt you read the urban dictionary?
???: oh no..

hi how are you by im smart as ashley February 17, 2021