I am groot

I am groot! I am groot! I am groot!

Helen: Hi! What’s your name?
Groot: I am groot!

by I love Post Malone! March 8, 2020

Gootherus

First Described by the eminent anatomist D.D, the gootherus describes the whole female reproductive system from the Vagina to Fallopian tubes. These were formally known as the “Hoop”, “Gearbox”, “Cuntbag” and the “Burst Mattress” . If a woman of the female persuasion has an issue with her gootherus, then she attends a gootherologist. Gootherology is the medical specialism and requires intimate knowledge of the gootherus, gootherbox, clunge, Cunt and gearbox

“ I had a pain in my Gootherus, so I have to see the Gootherologist”
“I lost a welly in the marshy bog and need to see a Gootherologist”
“I broke her Gootherus by horsing it up to the back axel”
“The Gootherologist says I’m a chronic Cuntbag”

by Gootherologist2020 November 24, 2020

gootflat

A friend that is too useful to throw away but to annoying to keep.

Blake is such a gootflat

by goootflat June 20, 2021

gyot

Turkish member of society... Usually Male...

MightyMike is very Gyot. He enjoys daily activities with other Gyots. Turkish Gyots need to pay their debt to society.

by Crazy from Cali... November 19, 2009

Goother

An irish expression meaning vagina, pussy, beaver, fanny.

Give us a look at your goother!!

by Ross. MacKay August 7, 2007

GYSOT

Get you some of that.

Guy - New episode of fast n' loud is on tonight.
Guy2- GYSOT

by huzzahmtk April 14, 2015

ghooten

adjective / compound noun:

giving pleasure; enjoyable or satisfying; possessing or displaying sweetnes; better than simply good

(often grunted as an expression of extreme enjoyment)

1. Grips me those ghooten headphones, yesyes

2. Dude, I just gwaned the Ghootensteak!

by Fushnchups October 3, 2007