Sneaky Gately

When one teleports into another wizard'ss room and proceeds to masturbate under their invisibility cloak while their friend is having intercourse.

I did the Sneaky Gately to Haffey last weekend. That witch was a slampig!

by IAMPOORE September 22, 2009

gueline

Anoying sound to shout when your friend is sleeping because of beer consumption. His girlfriend may be trying to grab your cock meanwhile.

Gueline.... gueeeeeline! Gueeeeeeeline!

by Mathilda January 29, 2005

Gutenberg Press

The Gutenberg press with its wooden and later metal movable type printing brought down the price of printed materials and made such materials available for the masses. It remained the standard until the 20th century. During the centuries, many newer printing technologies were developed based on Gutenberg's printing machine e.g. offset printing.

Johannes Gutenberg was a German goldsmith and inventor best known for the Gutenberg press, an innovative printing machine that used movable type. Gutenberg was born between 1394 and 1400 and died in 1468. In 1438, Gutenberg began a business arrangement with Andreas Dritzehn, who funded his experiments in printing. In 1450, Gutenberg began a second arrangement with German businessman Johannes Fust. Fust lent Gutenberg the money to start a printing business and build a large Gutenberg Press, their printing projects included the now famous Gutenberg Bible. On September 30, 1452, Johann Guttenberg's Bible was published becoming the first book to be published in volume.

by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005

gutlock

when a middle aged man with a significant spread bends down to his shoe lace and is hampered with his own gut.

when a man is layed horizontal in bed and cannot see his own penis due to gut lock

nick said to marv i couldnt tie my laces this morning mate, coz of my gutlock

by marvshortformarvin January 7, 2019

guieldsexual

When you are attracted to people named "guield"

-Hi im guieldsexual
-(someone named guield) 😏😏😏

by mango worm June 1, 2023

University of Guelph

One of the best comprehensive universities in Canada as rated by Macleans Magazine. People who attend this university are usually very calm, cool & collected, down-to-earth hippies, who love their marijuana. It's also a major party school, with wild keggers, and a very open downtown party scene. Downtown Guelph is often affectionately referred to as the G-Spot by the students who attend the university. Guelph is a total university town & students of the University are very friendly & easy to get on with.

Person 1: "Dude those people are so nice!"
Person 2: "yeah! they must be students at University of Guelph"

Person A: "Yo, I can't decide which university to go to! I wanna go where the air is fresh, education is good & people are levelheaded"
Person B: "Then you should definitely go to University of Guelph"

by toobaloodles December 14, 2010

University of Guelph

Ontario university, formed in 1964 by the amalgamation of the Ontario Agricultural College, Ontario Veterinary College and the MacDonald Institute. Although best known for its focus on agriculture and life sciences, Guelph offers a wide range of programs, and has had a high rating in the recent Maclean’s magazine ratings of Canadian universities.

The University of Guelph is an excellent institution for the study of life sciences (and for partying too!).

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 20, 2006