Guacamole

When your gf farts on your dick

last night my girlfriend guacamoled

by asapsketch February 6, 2019

Guacamole

A nickname for Mexican workers in the US. (Landscapers, painters, etc.)

I just saw 10 guacamoles in that van.

by Stevesmojo November 19, 2004

guacamole

The process of ripping off someones mole and chopping it up into tiny peaces while screaming, MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!!!!!!!!!!!

The bloody mole! where not supposed to talk about the bloody mole but everytime i look theres the bloody mole winking me in the eye!!!!

by BalisticBob June 30, 2004

guacamole

an intense and meaningful kiss on the bridge while cars drive by...

travis: "guacamole"
cars stare and turn their heads steph throws travis against the fence on the bridge and kisses him so intensely that he almost runs out of breath.

by stedageph. February 9, 2008

Guacamole Hotdog

Is when someone gives you a blowjob and you hit their gag reflex making them vomit on your penis.

"Hey, guess what Kate gave me last night?"
"What?"
"A guacamole hotdog"
"Thats disgusting"

by Rhyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz December 1, 2009

holy guacamole

Cleaner way of saying holy crap.

B-I just became famous!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you?

B-No

J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not?

B-Because i dont like you!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-I'm leaving!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

by brzy4ever!! December 20, 2013

holy guacamole

an avocado blessed by a priest

Nathan: *tells a story of utter perplexity*
Jeff: "Holy guacamole!"
avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."

by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 27, 2019