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groufie

Groufie. Composed of two words: group and selfie. The term arose after Ellen DeGeneres's famous Oscar group selfie that she posted on Twitter, which effectively crashed the website, and became the most retweeted tweet of all time.
Hey guys, come here! Let's take a groufie!
by Swaggy24 May 1, 2014
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Groove grouter

1. A male partner who has a hard time getting his shaft in the hole.

2. A male partner with a propensity for clumsiness when working his shaft down there, often approaching the wrong hole.
Barbara:  Herb was so crap in bed. He needs a map to find his way around down there. He acted like a plumber.

Bonnie:  God, I hate groove grouters, they are so clumsy!
by Saulty Wordsmiths March 30, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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GROUF

AN EXPRESSION MADE TOWARDS SOMEONE WHO IS ABOUT TO EAT YOU OUT OF ANGER.
JC: HEY STEPH ARE WE GOING TO THE BEACH TODAY?
STEPH: YO SHUT UP! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I DID NOT WANT TO GO SWIMMING IN THAT NASTY WATER WITH YOUR UGLY FRIENDS
JC: GROUF!!!!! YOU HUNGRY? CUZ YOU ABOUT TO EAT ME!!
STEPH: FORGET YOU I'M GOING HOME!
by JCESARINI July 19, 2010
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grouse

Shazza: Aww Wazza, you're grouse!
by AngryChegro July 10, 2003
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Grouge

Slang; the hybridization of grunt and pogue. A benign, somewhat grudgingly appreciative term used by a Marine grunt when referring to a pogue serving in an infantry unit. Typically reserved for pogues who are not "in the rear, with the gear" and have served the majority of their deployment in front line positions with the infantry.
Phil's been in the shit with us since the start. Fucking Grouge loves his dip.
by mrsnugs November 18, 2018
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Grouper

A Grouper is an enormous women usually weighing at least 200+ pounds. A Grouper usually smells like a run down cheese factory due to the obscene amount of calories shovelled into their gullet.
A Grouper is an absolute menace to anything even remotely heathy. They can often be found having a field day at the buffet table.
Ben: hey man, did you smell that fat lady with the stature of a Cape buffalo back there?
Adam: yea, she had to be a grouper!
by Mooncricket6969 March 1, 2021
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