grimsby salad

the dried remains of a previous nights anal passion on the body. I.E. dried faeces, blood and other bodily remains.

'I woke up to find a grimsby salad in my calvins'

by Chris-Piano December 22, 2004

Grimsby Menagerie

Sexual act involving a donkey, a dustman and a dwarf at a minimum

"Ello lover. Its tuppence a scuttle, thruppence for the tradesmans, or shillin' ha'penny for a Grimsby Menagerie"

by BolDol April 4, 2021

Grimsby Guinness

Grimsby Guinness... To piss inside your partners asshole then fuck it until you cum. She then empties her ass into a pint glass and drinks the contents.

She was thirsty so we brewed up a pint of Grimsby Guinness.

by cookie_marc November 19, 2009

Grimsby welly

A fud that is really in need of a good clean. Like it's been out all night on a fisherman's foot as he's been trawling the seas.

Man, my new bird has a Grimsby welly. It nearly scalded my dee.

by AlBoy February 9, 2010

Grimsby Menagerie

Sexual act requiring a donkey, a dustman and a dwarf at a minimum

"Ello lover. Its tuppence a scuttle, thruppence in the tradesmans or shillin' ha'penny for a Grimsby Menagerie"

by BolDol April 4, 2021

grimsby breakfast

When you go down on a local Grimsby girl

in the morning and can't get the taste of fish out of your mouth for a week

Do you want a Grimsby breakfast? No thanks, I just brushed my teeth.

by Faurplay2025 September 7, 2019

Grimsby town football club

a pile of absoluet fucking shit that play at blundell park in cleethorpes they are in the blue square premier and they are ponces but sometimes are cheated by referees

Grimsby Town Football Club 10th lost 1-0 to a team in 22nd

by JTBJaguars May 17, 2011