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Cincinnati greeting card

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n. To leave one's flatus in an elevator prior to departing an elevator so that the new arrivals receive the essence of the Queen city. Greeting cards delivered anonymously are silent.
Dude, as I got off the elevator in the lobby this morning the CEO was getting on with like a dozen others. I left an anonymous Cincinnati greeting card for him to enjoy on his ride to the 12th floor.
by zehnmonkey September 15, 2011
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When you bump into a friend of a friend, or an ex, or your mates girlfriend your not that keen on and you have to say hello and pretend to have a brief conversation with them otherwise you look bad.
Bob: I bumped into Lucy the other day, she's so annoying but she's going out with my house mate at the moment so I just gave her the old political greeting and moved on.
by dotdotthedots July 27, 2010
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Def Leopardese for "Our band was awesome, and still is awesome now even tho our drummer only has one arm"
Hunta Gleetin Gloutin Globin

Yeah---rock on man rock on!!!
by Andi June 10, 2006
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llanelli greeting

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when someone from llanelli pretends to greet you and punches you in the eye
that turk slime fucker gave me a panda eye when all along i thought he was someone important and i may have rimmed his sister, that was no Llanelli Greeting !
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Dallas Greenin' It

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When someone sings a song and has to imitate all the instruments and other vocals. A one man band, such as Dallas Green from City and Colour.
To hear the result, it is as if the song is from a multiple person band, but is actually only one person making all the sounds.
man 1: "Yo, I'm going to have to Dallas Green this part"
*man 1 sings/ imitates instruments alone*
man 2: "Yeah you are so Dallas Greenin' it"
by funnyguy224 February 15, 2010
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When you smoke with a Greek person and they start laughing extra hard
dude Kostas was Greekin so bad last night after we had that kush
by skaterj666 October 5, 2010
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Greeting Distance

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The optimum distance someone walking in the opposite direction should be before one smiles at them. If too far, there is an awkward few metres trying to avoid eye contact, if too close they may think you are shunning them. Get this right, and stage one of rapport building is complete.
Person 1: Mate, I had a massively awkward moment the other day...

Person 2: What happened?

Person 1: Well, I saw this girl I know at the other side of the park coming toward me; naturally I smiled and waved.

Person 2: So, what was the problem?

Person 1: Well, she smiled back, but we were still separated by a good fifty metres. I didn't want to keep eye contact because that would have looked weird, and I could hardly smile again; I just had to look at the floor for a little while... Was so awkward...

Person 2: Ah I see, classic example of not leaving an appropriate greeting distance.
by JustCallMe_L November 5, 2012
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