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East Texas Gravy Boat 

The act of pouring gravy inside a woman's vagina then placing in a biscuit and eating it out
I was so hungry and horny the other day my girlfriend let me have a East Texas Gravy Boat.

Kentucky Gravy Boat

Cumming onto a woman's double chin while she is laying down so she can then drink said load straight from her second chin.
As soon as Chuck spotted a fatty at the bar he knew she would be down for a Kentucky Gravy Boat.

Detroit Gravy Boat

When you have diarrhea and shit yourself causing the diarrhea to run down your leg and in to your shoes.
Kyle would never forget that time he had to leave the rave with two Detroit Gravy Boats

Glorious Gravy Boat 

A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .

(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!

Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!

Country Gravy Boat 

Synonym/Noun, wordplay.

A tasteful and more respectful way to refer to any promiscuous individual who enjoys consuming, and/or being covered, or filled, with male ejaculate.

Especially one, whom, an individual would be pleased to be monogamous with.
"that's not just any old back ally cum dumpster, that's a country gravy boat you can bring home to mom."

gravy in the boat 

a different spin on the term "all good". Everything is peachy, and fine.
Hey, you totally pulled a Weatherington but it's all gravy in the boat.