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Grav Bong

A smoking device made out of either a 2 or 3 liter bottle and a bucket of water using "Grav"ity to fill the bottle with smoke and to race the smoke into your lungs. Smoke from a grav bong ranges from skim milk (bitch hits), to whole milk (yellow chalky one-hit quitters). Great for those who like making their own pieces and those who want to experience an extreme high (greater than the first time you smoked a bong).
Rastamon: "You wanna hit this grav bong?"
Rastafari: "Yeah Mon, but only 1% milk because I'm baked as shit from that whole milk earlier."
by Juicedow March 2, 2010
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granolier than thou

the attitude of someone who lives, eats and dresses healthier than yours truly, and doesn't let you forget it
I wanted to go to that new vegetaian restaurant, but I can't stand those irritating patchouli smelling granolier than thou hippie freaks. Let's get a burger.
by pitou January 19, 2008
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grav3yardgirl

Grav3yardgirl is Extra Sassy. WHIP DAT SASSY BUN.
by Grav3yardgirlGMH March 14, 2015
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gramophoneshane

gramophoneshane, a gay male, typically interested in Broadway show music played on early gramophone or phonograph machines.

More popularly used in Australia and New Zealand. a variation of the english slang poof shane, meaning a homosexual. Specifically a gramophoneshane is often a thin, small framed gay male, the equivalent in english is "twink"
gramophoneshane has an excellent collection of 1930's Broadway musical hits.
by Anzac Research May 29, 2011
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gramophone

An Edwardian equivalent of a CD player, which played flat black discs and powered by a spring that was wound by hand. Usually had a large sound trumpet on top to amplify the sound.
Word is used in a derogatory way when refering to (once) popular music that is out of date or old fashioned.
At a party, "I've brought my Abba CD's"
Host: "I'll wind up the gramophone"
by Timof3 July 29, 2008
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Grav Master

One who has developed such a tolerance to the effects of a grav, that said individual is able to take more gravs than anyone else; One who can take multiple gravs and still function and/or be the life of the party.
Did you see how many gravs he just took? He is definitely the Grav Master!
by the Master himself July 23, 2009
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Granola's Witness

An environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.
"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"
by limeyluke007 September 30, 2009
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