touch grass

something you say to someone who basically never goes outside

bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps

by tsgpcdt June 21, 2021

touch grass

Used when a person is acting strange, sexual, in need of some guidance or just needs a reality check

My friend Marie has been acting over sexual and paranoid so I recommended she should go outside and touch grass.

by Loathing Pain May 17, 2021

touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"

"touch grass"

by KalbHimar December 22, 2021

touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

by nike kicks November 2, 2021

Touch Grass

A fucking dumbass little shithead that is connected to the online world and is stupider then us normal people. Just like m-

Person1: “Mm.. what are these liquid drops falling from the sky? Is it daddy zhonglis pee?!” Person2: “Ah, go touch grass you fuck.”

by Kiko/milkxssontiktok December 2, 2021

Touch grass

TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.

ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.

by ALWAYSINMYHEART1D November 17, 2020

Touch grass

Something League of Legends players can’t do

Stop playing League and touch grass

by moistcr1tikalfan May 10, 2022