My step-great-grandparent is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the step-great-grandparentmug. A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.
“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”
by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018
Get the Social Media Grandparentmug. An excellent decision. Are you bored with the usual mumbo-jumbo your grandparents talk about? Bring alcohol into the picture! It will spice up any conversation, and your grandparents will either think you're a degenerate, or a comedy god.
by drunkwithgrandparents November 25, 2017
Get the being drunk at dinner with your grandparentsmug. 
Get the great-great-great-grandparentmug. 
Get the 5X-grandparentmug. Definition 1.
Mom: we are going to your great grandparents house for dinner today.
Kid: hell yeah! Grandma always makes cookies AND sneaks me a $20 bill!
Definition 2.
Grandpa: hey billy! Wanna go out for ice cream?
Billy: heck yeah! You’re such a great grandparent.
Mom: we are going to your great grandparents house for dinner today.
Kid: hell yeah! Grandma always makes cookies AND sneaks me a $20 bill!
Definition 2.
Grandpa: hey billy! Wanna go out for ice cream?
Billy: heck yeah! You’re such a great grandparent.
by R8B%R@T August 16, 2023
Get the Great grandparentsmug. Save the roaches from your joints and combine the resonated pot into a new (more potent) joint. If planned correctly, this technique can be repeated endlessly, producing high-potency grandparent joints and even great-grandparent joints.
"Looks like we've got enough here for a Grandparent joint, anyone down?"
"I have been saving the great-grandparent joint of last summer for my backpacking trip."
"I have been saving the great-grandparent joint of last summer for my backpacking trip."
by SativaVata May 5, 2009
Get the Grandparent Jointmug.