Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”

by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018

step-great-grandparent

1. The parent of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepparent of one's grandparent.

My step-great-grandparent is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

being drunk at dinner with your grandparents

An excellent decision. Are you bored with the usual mumbo-jumbo your grandparents talk about? Bring alcohol into the picture! It will spice up any conversation, and your grandparents will either think you're a degenerate, or a comedy god.

"(Being drunk at dinner with your grandparents) is the best thing I've ever done!

by drunkwithgrandparents November 25, 2017

grandparentitis

the ornery behavior of a child towards his parents resulting from spending the weekend or receiving gifts from his grandparents.

"Grandparentitis cannot be treated with Prozac."

by Keith M. Towler August 1, 2003

Grandparental controls

To protect family members from butt dials and accidental FaceTimes at all hours of the night

I need to set Grandparental controls on my grandads phone he butt dials me late at night

by Alexia205 April 25, 2019

grandparental controls

Parental controls help protect children from viewing content that portrays egregious violence, sex and foul language. Grandparental controls protect our elderly from being brainwashed by Fox News.

My grandma is convinced Mexicans are invading our country. I need to setup some grandparental controls.

by Garrick Mills July 27, 2020

Grandparent Joint

Save the roaches from your joints and combine the resonated pot into a new (more potent) joint. If planned correctly, this technique can be repeated endlessly, producing high-potency grandparent joints and even great-grandparent joints.

"Looks like we've got enough here for a Grandparent joint, anyone down?"

"I have been saving the great-grandparent joint of last summer for my backpacking trip."

by SativaVata May 5, 2009