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Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.
“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”
by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018
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step-great-grandparent

1. The parent of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepparent of one's grandparent.
My step-great-grandparent is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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being drunk at dinner with your grandparents

An excellent decision. Are you bored with the usual mumbo-jumbo your grandparents talk about? Bring alcohol into the picture! It will spice up any conversation, and your grandparents will either think you're a degenerate, or a comedy god.
"(Being drunk at dinner with your grandparents) is the best thing I've ever done!
by drunkwithgrandparents November 25, 2017
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grandparentitis

the ornery behavior of a child towards his parents resulting from spending the weekend or receiving gifts from his grandparents.
"Grandparentitis cannot be treated with Prozac."
by Keith M. Towler August 1, 2003
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Grandparental controls

To protect family members from butt dials and accidental FaceTimes at all hours of the night
I need to set Grandparental controls on my grandads phone he butt dials me late at night
by Alexia205 April 25, 2019
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grandparental controls

Parental controls help protect children from viewing content that portrays egregious violence, sex and foul language. Grandparental controls protect our elderly from being brainwashed by Fox News.
My grandma is convinced Mexicans are invading our country. I need to setup some grandparental controls.
by Garrick Mills July 27, 2020
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6X-grandparent

Great-great-great-great-great-grandparent.
My 6X-grandparent is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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