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Grammy Awards

Originally a respected award from its inception until the 80s, it's now a night of music industry masturbation. 90% of the awards are given based on how well an album sold rather than an artist's critical and artistic recognition. Mainstream, generic, and record label-designed songs and bands sweep the awards while more talented and deserving artists are either ignored completely or, should they get the nomination, left hanging in the wind while a commercially successful artist accepts an award s/he knew would be theirs as soon as their name was called.

Despite this, the jazz, classical, gospel/soul, and folk categories are still respected and the winning artists are held at a high esteem. These genres are less commercially popular than pop, rock, country, hip-hop, and r&b and as such artists are actually awarded based on merit and talent rather than record sales.

The night is self-contradicting in that there is always a speech about the importance of music education and the need for new artists, despite the same artists winning every time they're nominated and performances being lip synced and incredibly dull, with very few exceptions.
"I don't know what this means. I don't think it means anything... There's too many bands and you've heard it all before.... Thanks, I guess." - Eddie Vedder, 1996

"I think the Grammy Awards are nothing more than some gigantic promotional machine for the music industry. They cater to a low intellect and they feed the masses. They don't honor the arts or the artist for what he created. It's the music business celebrating itself. That's basically what it's all about." Maynard James Keenan, 2002

Despite 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' being one of the highest rated album of all time, it was not nominated for Album of the Year in 2012.

Jazz and soul artists aren't awarded and don't perform on air because the needs of bland Katy Perry fans are more important than those genre's comparative handful of fans.

The only good Grammy Award performances in recent memory were Adele (2012), Dave Matthews Band (2010), and the Elton John/Lady Gaga duet (2008).
by Matt..... March 31, 2012
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Gramberts

Menopausal to post-menopausal women who have thrown away their premarin since they discovered Adam Lambert. They don't know what has come over them, but it's like Elvis has been reborn in the body of this young gay Idol. They are stalking him at concerts, saving the Rolling Stone cover shot to their screen saver and talking on forums about Adamgasms. They believe they have found the cure for menopause.
DO NOT get the way of those Gramberts waiting for Adam to come out of the trailer - they have been up all night and will take your arm off to sniff his hair.
by IluvAdam August 23, 2009
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Grambler

Grambling is a slang term whose exact origins are unknown but is generally thought to have originated in California as a combination of "gambling" and "rambling". It can describe living an unconventional, adventurous and sometimes risky lifestyle associated with traveling, independence, playing music, and having fun, and can be a catchall synonym for any and all of these activities. Gramblers are spirited and fun-loving, rough around the edges, and tend to disregard societal norms in favor of a good time.
"We had a bunch of gramblers sitting around the campfire last night. Must have grambled twenty songs. It was a Gramble for sure."
by The Grambler August 12, 2013
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Grampy

A lecherous old man. Clever and probably killed a lot of people in the Vietnam War.
Oh god Grampy’s coming over tonight?! Warn the neighbors after what happened last time....
by OD1N99 October 13, 2020
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Grampy the Mammoth

A very rare mammoth found in the very anticipated game named 'The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim' made by video game developers Bethesda.

In order to find this very rare character, you must do this by order: go to Windhelm then head south, then just past Kingsgrove there will be a small section with a pond--after you turn left which then you'll be encountered by a crazy tree named the Mammoth Elder Tree. That tree, by the way, is where the Grampy the Mammoth eats and makes a Kudacohiscouscis bow (otherwise known as the Kuda bow), the strongest and most rarest bow in the game as of date.

You will then be confronted with Grampy the Mammoth and keep in mind, this is a random event, so it may only work half of the time. If found, he will shit out the Kuda bow and then you can either kill him to start the Angel quest, which will lead to the Angel transformation, or let Grampy live so you may possibly find another-- which sells very high in stores.
-Hey dude, I found the best bow ever! The Daedric Bow! It's SOOO strong!
-Nah man, you NEED to find Grampy the Mammoth for the most MLG bow in the game, the Kuda bow!
by TheRondny101 November 22, 2011
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road to grambys

a funny game where a funny idiot who shits himself drives a funny car to get to a funny house with a funny skinless woman for a funny ending.
road to grambys is funny.
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Grambrarian

A word used for someone's librarian, who is also their grandma. Especially used for names like Gertrude and Margaret.
You're DATING my GRAMBRARIAN?!- Someone who may or may not exist.
by Hey look at me you frick February 11, 2020
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