Goonocoligist

One who studies the practices of gooning and how they affect the human body after sever days of gooning, leading to goontosis

Once I graduate my med school after gooning my whole life, i plan to become a Goonocoligist

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Goonology

The academic research and practice of Gooning and its many methods of achieving boomjalaw such as jelqing, edging, jorking, etc.

Yeah I'm in college studying as a major in Goonology, I'm trying to figure out the most effective way to reach boomjalaw with

by doomguy24 January 29, 2025

Goondoggle

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.

Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.

by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025

GoonDongle

Goondongle (Noun): The feeling before failing to waste or having wasted a chance & the pervading sense of dread that accompanies a Goondongle

"One needs not utter goondongle,one experiences it"

by 𝔗𝔥𝔰𝔫𝔡𝔳𝔩𝔱𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔬𝔫 February 25, 2026

goondox

to “dox” someone by exposing their online sexual viewing habits

“My son loves to watch Sydney Sweeney edits”
“Dude! You just goondoxxed your son!”

by bammisroomi August 4, 2025

goondox

When Trump exposes his son Barron being "very fond of" Sydney Sweeney's MASSIVE... success.

I'm happy to hear that Sydney Sweeney is registered as
an official Republican. I always knew she had GREAT TALENT.
My son Barron seems to be very fond of her. He has a good
eye! Congratulations to Sydney on her MASSIVE SUCCESS!
- Donald J. Trump

Did he just goondox Barron?
- HipsterVader

by abaless August 4, 2025

Goondolf

a csgo player that is naturally born without any given talent for the game. His only skill is blowing his teammates up with grenades in pugs. A goondolf goes hand in hand with a brian0k and most often if you have one the other won’t be too far away. Naturally shines on eco rounds but very trash and useless on gun rounds and measly sub machine guns. Notoriously known for his time in the shadows of the great and handsome dangler.

Please don’t be a goondolf I’m trying to win. Bro that’s totally goondolf of you bro I only have 50hp now, you’re fucking done

by Gillberg2k August 12, 2025