1. A popular pet often kept in bowls (which they shouldn't, that's bad for them) and often thought of as having a 3 second memory, though this is a myth, because in reality goldfish have a longer memory than you do.
2. The snack that smiles back.
3. People that have a super short memory, originating from the myth that goldfish have a 3 second memory (which they don't)
2. The snack that smiles back.
3. People that have a super short memory, originating from the myth that goldfish have a 3 second memory (which they don't)
1:
SMART son:"Mom, I found a goldfish!"
Mom: "Ok, keep it in your bowl"
SMART son: "FUCK YOU YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT TAKING CARE OF GOLDFISH"
2:
"I had some goldfish yesterday. I wonder why it was smiling at me even though it was gonna die and get digested and turn into shit."
3:
SMART daughter: "Dad, look at that goldfish!"
Dad: "Oh, that's a person, not a goldfish!"
SMART daughter: "DUMBASS I WAS THINKING OF THE PERSON "
SMART son:"Mom, I found a goldfish!"
Mom: "Ok, keep it in your bowl"
SMART son: "FUCK YOU YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT TAKING CARE OF GOLDFISH"
2:
"I had some goldfish yesterday. I wonder why it was smiling at me even though it was gonna die and get digested and turn into shit."
3:
SMART daughter: "Dad, look at that goldfish!"
Dad: "Oh, that's a person, not a goldfish!"
SMART daughter: "DUMBASS I WAS THINKING OF THE PERSON "
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Bro 1: "Hey man, did you see that nerd Tyler? He's always going on about how cool he is and he always yells at everyone."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."
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The insertion of a goldfish snack into one nostril, the free nostril is then covered, and with a large exhale the goldfish is blasted out from the nostril.
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you: ur goldfish gay
jess : (shits herself and curls up in a ball and fucks off to mexico)
you: ur goldfish gay
jess : (shits herself and curls up in a ball and fucks off to mexico)
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Get the ur goldfish gay mug.An e-tard who insists on forwarding to everyone he knows any nonsense sent to him as long as it is somehow supposedly part of some form of conspiracy. Worse still, his memory is so short, he keeps sending it over and over again, believing it's new.
'This morning, I found that Paulie had sent that stupid story about how you're gonna get cancer if you turn your car AC on. AGAIN!'
'Third time this year. The guy's a fucking e-tard conspiracy goldfish...'
'Third time this year. The guy's a fucking e-tard conspiracy goldfish...'
by Baba Aggie July 27, 2009
Get the e-tard conspiracy goldfish mug.1 - When you continue to eat whatever is in front of you, even if you're not hungry.
2 - If you continue to feed a goldfish, it will keep eating and eating until it eventually dies.
2 - If you continue to feed a goldfish, it will keep eating and eating until it eventually dies.
1 - "You went goldfish on that pasta"
"I know, I think I'm going to explode"
2 - "Somebody get theses chips away from me before I go goldfish"
"I know, I think I'm going to explode"
2 - "Somebody get theses chips away from me before I go goldfish"
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