Golden Girl

Like the stranger, but you need to soak your hand in water while numbing it before masturbating.

dude, I totally just gave myself a golden girl in the shower.

by Woodward February 24, 2008

golden girl

The formal act of shaming, by full-screening a Youtube video, typically of the popular television show Golden Girls, for leaving one's laptop unlocked, whilst attending to physical matters.

etymology: Explorys, circa 2012

Yo... he just left his computer unlocked:
we should golden girl him.

by deekim October 28, 2019

Golden Girls

Psycho ass bitches from Francis Howell High School on the dance team. All are crazy and two faced as fuck!!!!

Bro she is such a golden girls so two faced and all the moms are wack

by Pottywords2343 January 31, 2020

golden girl

My babes tez
she is a great girl and has a heart of gold

" ur a golden girl babes"

by Smithie87 September 20, 2008

Golden Girls Shower

A golden shower dumped from a used depend undergarment.

As Mr. Trump grew older he began preferring Golden Girls Showers to his usual Russian romps.

by TheTangMan January 12, 2017

Golden Girl Digger

Someone who picks up old people to form a relationship so they will be lent money or left in the will. Golden Girl Diggers take little old ladies on walks, brings them grociers, drops in for afternoon visits, etc with no other reason but to collect in 1 - 5 years. Golden Girl Diggers bring utter shock to families, and lawsuits often follow shortly after the victim passes away.

Being a Golden Girl Digger that she is, Paula only volunteers at the local nursery home in hopes to score an old lady that will finance her a new house.

by OBV August 30, 2015

golden retriever girl

a girl with personality traits and characteristics that can be associated with a golden retriever. personality wise; funny/goofy, energetic, hyper, and just an over all goofball. characteristic wise; shaggy blonde hair, lanky, almost always smiling!!

*a girl with personality traits and characteristics that can be associated with a golden retriever. personality wise; funny/goofy, energetic, hyper, and just an over all goofball. characteristic wise; shaggy blonde hair, lanky, almost always smiling.

person A: “wow, i just meet a girl earlier and she is basically a human golden retriever!!”
person B: “aww!! aren’t golden retriever girls just the best!!”

by fakeblondedog June 23, 2022