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Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.
That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
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Gluteus Backsimus

When the junk is your truck is large.
After my last workout, my Gluteus Backsimus is looking thick.
by A3/7 Inf January 18, 2023
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Gluteus Succulus

The inner skin of the buttocks, next to the butt crack, that runs from the inner butt cheeks to the inner thigh.

More noticeable on heavier women.

Instead of the thigh gap, chubbier women have this from where they walk or it heats up and turns darker and noticeably wrinklier.

Keynote: for the BBW lovers it’s the sexiest part on a fat chick and fat admirers tend to go for this portion when engaging in intimate activity.

Not to be mistaken for gluteus sulcus

TLDR: inner booty thigh flaps on a fat chick.
CrystalBlue420 is my favorite BBW pornstar cause her gluteus succulus looks so juicy. I’d pay her to sit on my face
by Jayley Weathers January 5, 2023
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Gluteus Backsimus

Fat back muffin top love handles when bum and back are one
Going to the gym to work on my gluteus backsimus
by Waldenmassive October 19, 2019
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BUDDAH GLUTEUS MAXIMUS

Amazing thing happens when you in transcendental reality have BUDDAH relations.

Spelled out quite well in the song "NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO"
ANAL ALAN GOT BUDDAH FUCKED and this was the entire MANDALAY BAY from planning stages to the CLIMAX and the aftermath where IT occurred for which I became the ASSH0LE of the BUDDAH.

Perfect WHISTLEBL0WER SEXUAL as a miracle.
ANAL ALAN GOT BUDDAH FUCKED and this was the entire MANDALAY BAY from planning stages to the CLIMAX and the aftermath where BUDDAH GLUTEUS MAXIMUS occurred for which I became the ASSH0LE of the BUDDAH.

We use our R.U.L.E.S. to get

NEVER.ASSH0LE.64

NEVER G0NNA.PEDOPED0PHILE.PUSSY.100

NEVER G0NNA LET.L0CKED 0UT 0F HEAVEN.137

NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U.STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK. 0NE.183

NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U G0.MARK DAVID LATUNSKI.H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE.190

The major steps of GOT BUDDAH FUCKED where the orgasm fluid flows and sticks from GLUTEUS MAXIMUS BUDDAH where ALAN I WALDMAN becomes a PERMANENT BUDDAH ASSH0LE.

A JEWISH H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE PED0PHILE GOT BUDDAH FUCKED but then an amazement happened as GLUTEUS MAXIMUS BUDDAH made him the PERFECT ASSH0LE SCAT J00.190 NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U G0.H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE.190. and you may say:

GLUTEUS.SHITEATER.105

MAXIMUS.SUCK A BALLS.A PUSSY.101
LAY A LITTLE LOVIN' ON ME.206L
BUDDAH.RIM.RAPE.HOLE.40
AS LAY A LITTLE LOVIN' ON ME GIRL.246

FRIGHTENING.AVOID THE FAMINE.
YEAH YEAH YEAH.REST PASS.117
by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 13, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025
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Bodacious Gluteus

Person 1: Did you see that?
Person 2: See what?
Person 1: Jenny's BODACIOUS gluteus
by Grippy_girl_Bella June 7, 2024
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