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glomp

a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.
After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.
by Ransom January 4, 2005
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What Shelley does.
A cross between a hug and a tackle or sometimes a pounce, usually a friendly form of greeting.
Shelley: "M!!! Hi!" *glomps*
M: "Choking! not breathing!"
Shelley: *crushes ribs*
by Duskatala October 8, 2011
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an awesome tackle hug by the glomp master Goddess
by Tetty January 16, 2009
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Often used as a sound effect, usually related to biting something in a large way.
Also often used as a cute word to describe the way someones significant other will limpet onto their other half. This can manifest itself as hugging and putting their mouth over their shoulder, not quite biting, but more like the sound effect use of Glomp.

Glomp is very common in Anime comics.
"don't chew the sofa."
"ok."

*moments pass*

"hmmm..."
*GLOMP*
by DC January 13, 2005
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A term that anime faggots use to describe a cross between a hug and a tackle.
anime faggot #1: *glomp* ^-^ KONNICHI-WA
anime faggot #2: NANNIIIIIIIIII!?!?!!
by cdeyoung November 25, 2010
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a running hug involving a little bit of bumsex before eventually removing the penis and just hugging very emotionally
Me and my girlfriend had the best glomping session last night
by legendrich September 1, 2008
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"I glomped that mother f'er good!"

"The guy holding the glomp sign was asking for it"
by yamatodamashi August 10, 2008
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