glomp

a glomp is when a lady runs, jumps, opens her legs and suctions on with her vagina to another friend....

Girl: OMG *runs, jumps, opens legs*
person: I'VE BEEN GLOMPED!!! how deep is your glomp?
Girl: it's the deepest!

by bladderfaceman December 09, 2010

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a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.

After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.

by Ransom January 04, 2005

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What Shelley does.
A cross between a hug and a tackle or sometimes a pounce, usually a friendly form of greeting.

Shelley: "M!!! Hi!" *glomps*
M: "Choking! not breathing!"
Shelley: *crushes ribs*

by Duskatala October 08, 2011

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an awesome tackle hug by the glomp master Goddess

Goddess glomped everyone she saw!

by Tetty October 04, 2008

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Often used as a sound effect, usually related to biting something in a large way.
Also often used as a cute word to describe the way someones significant other will limpet onto their other half. This can manifest itself as hugging and putting their mouth over their shoulder, not quite biting, but more like the sound effect use of Glomp.

Glomp is very common in Anime comics.

"don't chew the sofa."
"ok."

*moments pass*

"hmmm..."
*GLOMP*

by DC January 13, 2005

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