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Glastobating

Discussing, Talking about, conversing regarding the Glastonbury Festival at the expense of all other subjects
Sorry I can not talk now I am Glastobating with the people I met this year.
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Sorry Love I can’t fix the Leak as I am Glastobating on Facebook
by Peter Strudwick August 7, 2008
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gastric tourette

The disorder with an onset in adulthood, characterized by multiple loud anal explosions and at least one with the lifting of the butt cheek. Gastric Tourette is defined as part of a spectrum of butt disorder, which includes provisional, transient and persistent (chronic) farts, stinkers, and toots.
Gastric Tourette's was once considered a rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with coworkers in socially inappropriate areas, but this is no longer considered a rare condition and is present in 42 percent of males in the computer industry (10% in females). Note that this condition can result in turd babies if not controlled and a similar condition is found in females called Queef tourettes but this is not the same.
Matt and Don are really stinking today; I think they are suffering from Gastric Tourettes.
by TheMattanator January 15, 2014
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gastroflatulator

Someone who farts frequently and loudly, like a pneumatic machine.
You may be the very loudest and most dramatic gastroflatulator I have ever met.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019
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Gasterflasted

I'm gasterflasted of whats going on .

Michael Jackson didn't understand he could not touch kids. HE WAS GASTERFLASTED!
by sadboisparkz May 27, 2021
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gaster blaster

Sans: I'm gonna freaking kill you.
Frisk: But saaans...
Sans: WITH A GASTER BLASTER!!!
Frisk: ded
by chara the human :) May 22, 2017
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Gastonia

A town on the outskirts of Charlotte aka the GAS HOUSE where hella hoes & white people live. Everyone fucks for free & meet @ cookout after the games. Everyone raps & smokes cannabis. 12 be hot af. & people get exposed on the Facebook lock up page & they war on 4th of July
I’m just trying to make it out Gastonia
by Shabooya689 June 10, 2019
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Gastro-Boy

A person who has a fickle digestive system that tends to produce excessive exhaust from almost any food.
One sausage McMuffin and Steve turns into Gastro-Boy
by SurfDodger June 10, 2003
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