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Glam Bulge

Adam Lamberts penis in his amazingly tight pants.
Adam: "Everybody loves my Glam Bulge!"

Sasha: "Didn't you read my tweet? I love vagina."

Tommy: "ME TOO!"

Neil: "Yeah, you keep thinking that Tommy..."

Tommy: "Shut up or I'll kick you ass."

Neil: "At least I have an ass, your back is connected to your legs."

Taylor: "Neil, Tommy said that on Twitter, you fail."

Neil: I know *sigh*

Taylor: "I read on twitter I have the ass of a black woman..."

Adam: "Read anything about my Glam Bulge?"

Taylor: "Just a few UNFs and Tommy was staring at it the entire show last night."

Tommy: "WAS NOT!"

Neil: "Can we PLEASE stop talking about my brothers penis?"

Adam: "You know you wish it was yours."

Issac and Brooke: "LAMBCEST!"
by An Adam Lambert fan. November 11, 2010
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GLAMBERT

The official term for a devoted fan of the glamourous sexiness that is Adam Lambert, Season 8 Runner Up for American Idol.
She's watching Adam's You Tube videos again. She's such a Glambert.
by glambert1273 May 28, 2009
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I have a better question: WHY is gamora?

Marvel® Caracter 1: Where is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 2: Who is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 3: I have a better question: WHY is gamora?
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GLaDOS

GLaDOS is the massive supercomputer of Apeture Science. GLaDOS is one of the only 2 main characters in the first Portal, and is still a main character in Portal 2. GLaDOS had different cores plugged into the sides of her. The last core was plugged in late, but this was because she flooded the Enrichment Centre with a deadly nerotoxin, the core was the Morality core (Followed on from her curisoty, anger and inteligence cores) and was supposed to stop her from flooding the enrichment centre. When Chell meets GLaDOS, GLaDOS mentions a suprise, but instead of the suprise (most likely going to be nerotoxin) her morality core falls out. Trying to tell Chell to leave it alone, Chell incinerates it, and she starts flooding the enrichment centre again. GLaDOS stands for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. GLaDOS also was killed by Chell, but re-awakened by Wheatly and Chell a later few thousand years on, and want to continue testing.
GLaDOS's Morality core causes her to lie.

Example:

GLaDOS: You are doing, very well!
GLaDOS: You will be baked, and then, there will be cake.
by Hunter4271 July 5, 2011
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Glamour shot

Blowing your load on 80's style bangs and then wiping the bangs slick to the forehead head
Me and my boy Barry gave your mom a glamour shot last night Mitch. Beeeeoootch!
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glamaphonic

Glamorous-sounding in a way that is awesomely Lady Gaga inspired.
I know you think you're special
When we dance real crazy
Glamaphonic, electronic, disco baby
I like you a lot lot
All we want is hot hot
by Victorcine October 10, 2009
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Glama

A youthful looking and otherwise fabulous grandmother.
Glama is taking the kids to see the Nutcracker.
by Mslorilove December 3, 2018
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