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geschnortenblätten

Faux German for "Bless You" after a sneeze. Some of the humor derives from the ridiculous sound of the word to English ears, and also that it kind of sounds like a sneeze itself.
<friend sneezes>
"Geschnortenblätten! I hope you feel better soon."
by wordsmiggler January 13, 2019
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Geschlechtsverkehr Machine

(Noun) A person who can get a lot of guys or women the funnier word for sex machine.
Geschlechtsverkehr = sex in german.
How to pronounce:
Gech-slechs-ver-ker
by Uselessindividualontiktok March 29, 2020
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Giesha

Giesha means you have depth of mind and a studious, philosophical nature. You are interested in the deeper aspects of life and invariably are attracted to mystery, the occult, and religious concepts. You have a clever, quick, and analytical mind and you could enjoy and excel in music and drama, or along scientific and mathematical lines.

You are a solitary person, reserved and sensitive. You seldom allow others to get too close until you are sure you will receive understanding. In matters of the heart, you must guard against jealousy and suspicion. Others find it a challenge to get to know you and although you want affection, friendship, and understanding, your aloof, shy qualities rebuff the attention of others.
Giesha is one of a kind and unique.
by roz.22 November 24, 2021
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Geschwister Scholl Gymnasium

A horrible place full of suffering and pain
Chris: "Ey Jakob, tommorow is school in the Geschwister Scholl Gymnasium."
Jakob: "Really? That Geschwister Scholl Gymnasium sucks lol!"
by zeitzlebt January 26, 2023
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My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023
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giesh

A giesh are a group of four dirty skids at school who you hate because they are a year younger than you and they think that they are cool but they are big faggots.
Me - Hey Giesh four
Giesh four - fuck you
by ~{David}~ September 4, 2006
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geschichte

A story but one that is demonstrably embroidered or false.
'I never said I could grab Stormy Daniels by the Pussy. I never paid her for letting me do it. I just paid her to keep quiet about something i hadn't done anyway.' That was some geschichte, Donald....
by Joequinnjojo August 1, 2018
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