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ghostwriter

The literary equivalent of the fat old guys who sang on the Milli Vanilli records. In other words, a writer who writes under someone else's name with their consent. The so-called author gets his or her name printed on the cover and receives credit for the writing while the ghostwriter does the actual work.

Celebrity and politician autobiographies are usually ghostwritten, due to the "author" having no writing talent whatsoever. What, you think Jenna Jameson and Hillary Clinton actually wrote their books?

Ghostwriters are also disturbingly common in fiction, not that anyone gives a rat's ass that Tom Clancy doesn't actually write his crappy novels.
Even if you think Harry Potter sucks, the author at least deserves credit for actually writing the books instead of hiring a ghostwriter.
by ToiletDuck September 14, 2005
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This is when you fart on an elevator, press the button for another floor and then get off of said elevator. Resulting in the fart arriving to another floor for others to enjoy.
Hey bra, I.m gonna ghostride/roastride an elevator to floor #18, I hope it arrives there in a timely manor.
by Roberto roBoTo September 23, 2011
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Ghostie-p

Wow, Ghostie-p just released a new song!
by Shura Lane April 18, 2018
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ghostride the whip

Orginginated in the YAY AREA (Oakland, SF, Richmond, EPA, San Jose, etc) it means for a driver to get out of the car, or whip, while it is in drive and start goin dumb by walking along side of it or jumping on the hood, rear, or roof. It looks like a ghost is riding in the driverseat of the whip.
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ghostie

When after you have a shit and wipe your ass the toilet paper is still white.
I just did the dirtiest crap but had a ghostie afterwards.
by Natus January 11, 2005
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ghosties

Inactive followers on a social network. The term "ghosties" is mostly used on Instagram or Twitter.
"I have so many ghosties on Instagram!"
by paradisedallas June 22, 2014
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ghostride the whip

To dance next to or on top of your hood while the car is still moving, ideally with many friends and with hip-hop music.
Steve was bumping some Lil Jon when he got out of his car and started to ghostride the whip in the parking lot.
by CEG 5000 April 22, 2006
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