Ghillie Patch

Rarely known condition where your born with a hairless, smooth patch of skin instead of genitalia, these people crave physical attention, as they are aware the can never fornicate. The reason behind the name is simple, derived from the camouflage ghillie suit, ghillie patch got it’s name from the fact that your genitalia is essentially invisible like a soldier in a ghillie suit.

Omg did you know Gavin has a ghillie patch.

Always wondered why I never saw him at a urinal

by TheGreat&PowerfulWizardofOunce August 28, 2021

ghillie suited

When skiing, being irrationally racked for the current time and place.

Joe was so ghillie suited in the library at 2PM on a tuesday

by thelagisreal April 14, 2024

Ghillie Sooseman

one of extreme importance. not much is known, only that are two known to exist.

only a ghillie sooseman would know another ghillie sooseman.

by Daddy Keith June 6, 2022

ghillie suited

being way too coked for absolutely zero reason at all.

I knew I shouldn’t have taken that key bump before church. I am way too ghillie suited.

by thelagisreal April 14, 2024

The Real Ghillie

Nickname for Youtuber Ghillie Master probably only used by Spack No.2

Person: Can you help me sell Bunker?

Spack No.2: Not right now man I'm playing some Cayo Assault with The Real Ghillie!

by Jack Spank9049 August 11, 2023