guasti pony

An attractive and/or promiscuous female with distinguishing qualities of the Inland Empire region of Southern California. Guasti comes from the name of a Park Lake in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, a hotbed of activity for Guasti Ponies. While a typical Pony lives in the Inland Empire and is between the age of 15 and 18, Guasti Ponies can be any age, and found anywhere. Guasti Ponies are classified as such because of their distinctive look and lifestyle choices. Characteristics include; tramp stamp, nautical star tattoo, excessive hair highlights, oversized sunglasses, animal prints, a love for Lake Havasu & Glamis, all things moto, a magnetic attraction to the compensation truck. Can be similar to a bro hoe but much classier. Much like the titles of MILF or Cougar, women have come to accept Guasti Pony as an earned title.

I'm going to the cage fights this weekend to try and score a Guasti Pony.

by IEknowledge March 23, 2009

ghosting that dog turd

When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.

Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018

Ghastlygay

Ghastlygay is the sexiest creator on tiktok. If you are mutual with them you’re probably sexy but not as sexy as them. Legends say that if you praise them you’ll get thigh pics

Hey do are you mutuals with ghastlygay on tiktok?

No I’m not

Yea I figured, you’re pretty fucking ugly

by arealiablesource May 30, 2021

ghastly

1. shockingly frightful or dreadful; horrible.

2. resembling a ghost, especially in being very pale.

3. terrible; very bad.

1.There was a ghastly murder.
2.There was a ghastly look to his face.
3.There was ghastly murder.

by Toa Pohatu January 31, 2017

Ghosting-19

When a person gets vaccinated for COVID-19 then cuts off all communication with their friends or the person they’re dating, with zero warning or notice beforehand. You’ll mostly see them stepping outside then turning back inside, sitting in parked running cars, and sobbing in the grocery aisle shouting there’s just too many people.

I haven’t seen Tom since he got his second Moderna shot. I think he’s ghosting-19 me.

by badmedicinedc April 10, 2021

Ghostin'

when you are ghostin' you're in such a good mood that nothing can touch you or bother you, just like a ghost.

today was amazing i'm ghostin' up in this shit

by Detognaphone December 22, 2010

Ghast

The Huge, flying, white, ghost-like enemy found in The Nether in the computer game Minecraft. They shoot fireballs.

You: ahh my house in the nether is nearly finished!
Ghast: IMMA FIRIN' MAH FIREBALL!
You: HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!

by Willuigi12 June 21, 2011