Steam Geyser

A sex act which involves a man defecating into a woman's mouth, then lying on his back while the woman then vomits directly onto his penis, forming a mound-like structure, not unlike naturally occurring geysers, around the base of aforementioned penis. The man then manipulates his own prostate, causing him to spray ejaculate into the woman's eyes.

"Yeah, she totally let me try the steam geyser last night. It's a good thing she was German."

by Fawlawl December 29, 2011

Gessel

the most badass name ever.

person 1: they look lame...
person 2: no bro! that's GESSEL.
person 1: ohhh shit....

by The cooolest kidd August 17, 2011

gaping geyser

after having anal sex you take out your dick which leaves a gaping asshole. Next you put mentos and diet coke in her gaping hole making a fountain or GAPING GEYSER.

Man I made the old gaping geyser last night it was crazy.

by Zud May 18, 2008

mud geyser

A method of protest practiced by "Yippies" of the 60's whereas after a large meal is consumed, preferably Mexican, a large dose of laxative is administerd. After sufficient intestinal brewage has taken place, the activist takes to a public swimming facility, and after inhaling a long deep breath, submerges only to emerge ass first (and ass only) to the surface in a populated area of the said public swimming facility for the sole purpose of spraying a fountain of gut grease skyward. The horror in the aftermath is immesurable.

We were enjoying a wonderful spring day at our local lake when we had to make a rapid evacuation due to a filthy individual demonstrating a "mud geyser."

by Wingman September 14, 2003

gesela

Gesela is the name of a beautiful, funny, talented girl. She brightens everyones day with a smile or a simple nod. Everyone falls in love with her because of her great personality and amazing sense of humor. She is an overall amazing person, and you are lucky to have her in your life.

Isn't Gesela hot?!
Isn't Gesela amazing?
I can't get over Gesela!
I can't stop thinking about Gesela!

by a hunk with brains December 23, 2013

geeselicker

Noun. Scottish Insult to describe one who licks geese for pleasure. A pervert.

That man over there in the trenchcoat is a geeselicker.

by diamonds2002 June 8, 2009

Creamy Geyser

When your partner who is lactose intolerant drinks a tall glass of milk and shoots diarrhea on your forehead.

I want a creamy geyser tonight.

by flatfrog September 5, 2012