getting your tits wet

the most basic definition for "getting your tits wet" is something that is ridiculously awesome or something so fun that it is retarded. It is not meant to be sexual or literally meaning to get a wet chest, unless are doing something sexual or you're near water and it is bringing you an unmeasurable amount of joy. Now lets say you are doing something that is annoying and possibly puts you in a bad mood, in this case your tits are dry.

you are making out with a playmate = your are getting your tits wet
you just arrived at Panama City for Spring break = your tits are wet
you just won the lottery = your tits are soaking wet
you got hammered the night before and had sex in the ocean = your tits were wet in more ways than 1
you just got a DUI = your tits are dry

by The E Show March 4, 2010

Getting My Noodles Wet

Some one wettin ur penis whether a gurl suckin you literally or a boy jockin your noodles

Jordan Everett was getting my noodles wet

by Chris Greg January 20, 2009

Getting Your Stuff Wet

Getting laid.

Last night, before my friend left my house, he asked "Are you getting your stuff wet tonight," because I was home alone with my girlfriend.

by mikey massacre December 9, 2008

Getting my toez wet

Putting my shoes on

Ay bruh, you're in the parking lot but im getting my toez wet. Hold your horses 🐎

by RaunchyTater54 April 4, 2026