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Geiger-Muller

An empty door frame which detects any radio-active materials on someones person. Much like metal-detectors at airports, only these are used in military bases and at the border of countries. These screw over terrorists.
The Geiger-Muller stopped the terrorist from doing stupid shit.
by Ephmetheus August 3, 2007
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Max Geiger

The biggest douche-fag ever. He is one of the hosts on Deadliest Warrior, and he seems to go out of his way to make everyone hate him.
"What's the Deadliest Warrior guy's name?"

"Max Geiger, fucking fag..."
by Mr Lorax October 23, 2012
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Geiger

A verb which means to furiously assault a woman's face with a penis.
Nichole stabbed me in the kidney so I gave geigered her.

That geiger left Nichole with severe blood loss.
by furtehlulz September 30, 2011
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Geiser

Geiser, a guy with super ejaculatory powers and elite swimmers. Makes babies with his lady anytime he wants.
With a name like Geiser, dudes pullout game is weak. His Ol' Lady is pregnant AF!!
by PixieR6 June 5, 2019
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Geiger's Law

Are you or are you not bigger that it?
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.
"This yogurt expired a couple days ago, should I still eat it?"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"

"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"
by Analog Lover October 29, 2009
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Geiser

Also known as Geiseriasto, a ridiculous slob, who often lives in an apartment showed by a letter following a number. A funny, chubby little boy who often dreams of reaching a high amount of potential. Often found in the Northern USA. Any person to come in reach with this Volumptuious character has therefore given his life to the Geiser. The Geiser will continually call the subject to "hang out".
God that kid is like a Geiser, always calling me to do something!
by Alex Frank January 9, 2005
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Geiger

Geiger is used to describe an exceedingly lanky individual who likes to take children’s toes to stir his tea. Geigers can also be referred to as munchkin, Mr lippy, doodle and bean head. Geigers will Often respond to the phrase tea anyone? Geigers can be typically found in the green sea at splat a lot and in the sewers as a part time pennywise.
Can you stop asking for feet pics geiger
by Ur mom is Migg May 23, 2020
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