gayest thing ever

when something's really gay. Usually addressed by a straight person.

""dude that's the gayest thing ever" -MIKE

"idgaf" -DUDE THUGGY FRESH

by donabellathegay May 19, 2016

gayest band ever

avenged sevenfold

guy: dude have you heard of this band that all of the emo and goth faggots are listening to at school?
guy 2: yea dude a7x is the gayest band ever

by dssdsdddddddddddddddddd April 27, 2011

gayest person in the world

anyone that uses double kick pedals and double hi hats or any combination of them

the gayest person in the world is aaron

by jeff dunham January 16, 2008

gayest gay to ever gay

someone who is very gay

I always knew Ricky Martin was the gayest gay to ever gay, but none of my friends believed me.

by queen of ontd July 8, 2010

gayest fucking school in the world

Fordham Preparatory School, in the Bronx, NY.
At first observation it is easy to tell that this is a school for phaggets

Fordham Prep phagget 1: I didn't get into Iona, so now i go to the gayest fucking school in the world.
Fordham Prep phagget 2: man that sucks
Iona Prep phagget: lol geii phagget

by Liam White-Krawiec May 14, 2015

The most gayest yet straightest person

Mariah Brooks, period!! She is the most gayest yet straight person you will ever meet. She might be weird but we love her.

When using the statement “the most gayest yet straightest person” it should be told with kindness towards Mariah Brooks!!

by ya_girl_riri November 17, 2020

I just saw the Gayest Guy on Earth

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He hangs around in Allston (fuckin' fruit)
He always wears a tree shirt
His favorite band is Roadsaw
He's out at The Model Café (you fuckin' fruit)

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I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

He hangs out with Toxic Narcotic
He's got a tribal tattoo
His best friend is Joe Bonni
He's got his eyebrow pierced (you fuckin' fruit)

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He has purple dreadlocks
He works at Herrell's Ice Cream
He wears an "Allston Rock City" t-shirt
I hope you fucking die

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I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
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by Death Menace August 30, 2022