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Are you gay yet?

I think I'll stay and watch the sunset but I can't help but asking are you gay yet?
Are you gay yet? by J4CKG April 11, 2021

Chick-Gay-Yay-Day 

A national gay day gathering at Chick-fil-A in the United States of America.

This gathering takes place on May.23rd each year to celebrate the founding day of this beloved chicken franchise.
On this day, humans identifying as apart of the peaceful and loving LGBTQI+ community gather to celebrate a love of good food and the hospitality industry’s equality of fast food service to all Chick-Fil-A lovers alike.
“Hey girl, let’s car pool to Chick-gay-yay-day. The drive thru will be real long with everyone showing up to celebrate.”

“Chick-gay-yay-day is a great way to convey to the owners and workers at all Chick-fil-A’s the gays show love even though they show the gays hate!”

“Did you get this years Chick-gay-yay-day

t-shirt online? I heard MK is designing it.”
Chick-Gay-Yay-Day by B.eve February 20, 2023

they're gay your honor 

when to homosexuals realize they like each other
Person 1: i love you lucas
Person 2: they're gay your honor

It's only gay if your balls touch 

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.
Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.

it's not gay if you're underway 

Homosexual acts are acceptable - indeed, not gay at all - if performed on a naval vessel away from port.
"I licked the Able Seaman's balls while he came on my face, but it's not gay if you're underway, am I right?"

gay aint ya 

Splinter are you still gay aint ya
gay aint ya by Gay aint you May 10, 2018