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Astronomer

An Astronomer is somebody who study outer space things and the stars. For example, Benjamin Banneker, He is known in black history to be the first African American to become an Astronomer and a Scientist.
Benny: I'm an Astronomer.

JJ: Yyyyeah right. boy
by jfbklbdfdkdalkkbnfk March 7, 2019
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gastronormativity

A societal or cultural norm that values and upholds a particular, specific dietary expectation.

Gastronormativity is defined largely by the practice of the dominant group. In other words, it's the expectation of what food you will prepare or be served. It can also be dictated. Most famous example would be of the FDA's food guide pyramid used to declare the correct portions of an American diet.

Gastronormative practices do not necessarily imply a diet that promotes well-being, although it's typically associated with this idea.

Since it is largely dependent on culture, gatstronormativity varies widely in practice. Common inclusions and exclusions are but are not limited to differences such as healthy and unhealthy foods; meat, gluten, and dairy intolerances; local, vegan, Organic, craft, home-raised, and genetically-modified food preferences; religious and secular restrictions defined by law; carbophobia, lipophobia, and salt-phobia; and preferences between traditional organically produced nutrients and synthesized meal replacements like Soylent.
The epitome of American gastronormativity is the Thanksgiving dinner that includes roasted turkey, bread stuffing, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, and a pie for dessert.
by harambee August 31, 2014
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gastronomic fornication

The use of condiments in kinky acts in the bedroom.
Person 1: I am hungry.
Person 2: How about some gastronomic fornication?
by wendle wendle wendle January 17, 2009
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Astronomer

A scientist who studies stars and other objects in the sky.
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by App2011 October 29, 2011
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GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.
person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".
by lucysky January 24, 2010
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Gastronomica

The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<
Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at www.myspace.com/fecalspectrum <
by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008
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gangstronomer

One who observes and charts the location of gangstas. To date there are no known professional gangstronomers and no formal training, just devoted amateurs and hobbyists.
The gangstronomer carefully charted the positions of the gangstas he could spot with his telescope.
by John P.H. Ball December 24, 2007
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