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Mercy Gas 

You thought you were going to crap your pants...launch sequence initiated and you're at T-30 with the nearest bathroom at T-60...you know you're in trouble.

Then, you get a gift from heaven. You thought you were going to shit your pants, but you're given the gift form above...Mercy Gas. Just enough to buy you the time needed to defer the launch sequence until you can drop your drawers in the crapper.
I just knew I was going to crap my pants, then i was blessed with a puff of Mercy Gas.
Mercy Gas by ripperdome December 14, 2014
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Mexican Laughy Gas 

when you fart into a dip spitter and close the lid real quick. When your friend opens the bottle to spit in it he/she gets the full effect of Mexican Laughy Gas
Scissorhands needed to spit so bad so i gave him the bottle on the floor, bad for him it had Mexican Laughy Gas inside

Sleep Gasmed 

verb 'to sleep gasm'

The Orgasm in which a woman experiences without no physical aspects, such as touching herself in her sleep, someone touching her in her sleep, or the covers rubbing on her in her sleep.
Tash Sleep gasmed AGAIN, i feel sorry for the kid sleeping next to her...
Sleep Gasmed by Ricky Dean September 1, 2009
A short Dirty Flip who is usually to busy to order parts for his division, yet always has boots for himself and his flip freinds.
Sailor GUY: "Hey Gasmen, Get me some f***ing Paint Brushes" Gasmen: "Too F***ing Bad I Spent the money on LOX Boots for My Friends you F***ing Gringo"
gasmen by Flipstick22 December 15, 2008
Very bad word used to discriminate the romani people originated in Siberia around the 60s and is equivalent to the n word
Stupid Romanis gasmeh hope they die
gasmeh by Agcerti December 14, 2020

gasmelon 

an illegal, physical, sexual attraction to people which could get you imprisoned for couple months or years
i was imprisoned for committing gasmelon
gasmelon by imakeweirddefinitions February 12, 2023
When your cat is trying to gaslight you with desperate hungry meowing into thinking you forgot to give it a meal
Mr Squibbles tried to gasmeow me into giving him another pack of wet food even though he already had two today
gasmeow by atticlynx July 8, 2023