A person who, usually due to the sexual stimulation he/she obtains from it, intentionally gains weight.
by B December 1, 2004
Get the gainer mug.When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.
My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭
by Joey-chestnut August 23, 2021
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Gainesville is know as the number one school full of hoes including the guys everyone be trying to get in there pants this school is known for having fights every single day in they just don’t know how to control themselves most of the time there always doing drugs or having sex or skipping. But other then that everyone be thinking they own the shit that there the shit. They always try to act cool. Everyone is in there own little groups where they talk shit about other people.
by Red flag October 18, 2021
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WAY TO GO GAINEY!
WAY TO GO GAINEY!
by Student, Chaz G. January 3, 2005
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Get the Gainesville mug.its a pretty rad town if you know the right people and good places to go, like maudes and the atlantic/ the top/ common grounds/ 1982/ the thomas center and just walk downtown,
good place to find hipsters/crusties,
people that drink pbr, blue moon etc, wear flannel tees, american apperal and Engineering,ride fixed gear bikes at all times. have a diverse and eclectic music selection/ shows, smoke good bud and are either enlightening and intellectually friendly, or stuffy and arrogant aka 'wastes'
those who smoke cigarettes, which are normally camel filters, American spirits, sky dancers, or L&Ms, call them stoges. some pretty cool hippie chicks live in gainesville, but you just have to find them. talk to some of them and they will blow your mind with their thoughts.
i dont have the energy to socially break down anyone else, but you get the point.
its also super easy to go to lame places or scary places like :08, the venue, liquid, frat parties, gator game tail gates and others.
choose wisely
good place to find hipsters/crusties,
people that drink pbr, blue moon etc, wear flannel tees, american apperal and Engineering,ride fixed gear bikes at all times. have a diverse and eclectic music selection/ shows, smoke good bud and are either enlightening and intellectually friendly, or stuffy and arrogant aka 'wastes'
those who smoke cigarettes, which are normally camel filters, American spirits, sky dancers, or L&Ms, call them stoges. some pretty cool hippie chicks live in gainesville, but you just have to find them. talk to some of them and they will blow your mind with their thoughts.
i dont have the energy to socially break down anyone else, but you get the point.
its also super easy to go to lame places or scary places like :08, the venue, liquid, frat parties, gator game tail gates and others.
choose wisely
by ceilings December 14, 2010
Get the gainesville florida mug.Awkward in everyday tasks especially while moving; Uncoordinated, both in physical and mental activities. The subject may perhaps be lacking a cerebellum.
One who drives the wrong way down one way streets. This statement also doubles as a metaphor for their life.
One who looks like The Dude (Jeff Bridges) and speaks like Neo/The One (Keanu Reeves).
An all together sobering person.
One who drives the wrong way down one way streets. This statement also doubles as a metaphor for their life.
One who looks like The Dude (Jeff Bridges) and speaks like Neo/The One (Keanu Reeves).
An all together sobering person.
Wow John you would think walking down stairs would be an easy task for a twenty-three year old, but you just gainesed it.
John you were pulled over because you just gainesed your way down that one way street.
John you were pulled over because you just gainesed your way down that one way street.
by Shaun Parker February 1, 2008
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