fumbler brah

A name often used to describe a stereotypical “crypto bro”.

Interests include: cryptocurrency, nfts, trafficking in unregistered securities, the gym, and most importantly; themselves.

While they often tout themselves as an expert brimming with confidence, it is usually a mask for unresolved feelings of insecurity and inadequacy.

Their biggest secret hope is to become an Instagram model, but their stunning averageness often prevents them from ever escaping the “fumbler brah” lifestyle.

“If you’re a guy, and you love your image SO much, does that make a fumbler brah homosexual”

“Man, I wish I didn’t let mediocre “success” on twitter get to my head and become a full blown fumbler brah”

“If only I had been such a fumbler brah, maybe I would have been afford rent in a town where the main export isn’t meth”

by anonymous May 10, 2024

bag fumbler

Parker applebees

don't be a bag fumbler or you'll be a real parker applebee's

by Thuck normies September 15, 2022

Fumbler

The one and true definition of this word is Shivanand. Nothing more.. nothing less.

Quite literally anyone :Shivanand is quite literally the biggest fumbler to grace the earth. How he fumbles to this extent needs to be studied.

by Jaga und Baga July 8, 2024

Jack Fumbler

Used to describe a person who has done a fumble so astronomically stupid it shouldn't have even been possible.

Dude you are fucking Jack Fumbler

by anonymous March 14, 2025

Bean Fumbler

Someone who flakes on plans after they have been made.

Sam: Bro fuck this man Jack, I was going to hoop with him but he flaked.

Jim: Wow, what a bean fumbler.

by MNS2057 October 28, 2021

Fumbler

A person who never fails to fumble the bag in high pressure situations

Emma is such a fumbler; maybe she’s never heard of stepping up and getting it done.

by kfarter April 30, 2025

Hubby Fumbler

A woman who had a beautiful dread head wrapped around her finger worshipping her simping and obsessed ready to get down on one knee and love and cherish her for the rest of her life.

The pawg that works at evolution salon is a Hubby Fumbler

by KennyPhillips October 30, 2025