fudgepacker

A fudgepacker is a man who likes to have sex with other men. They have anal sex with eachother.

M. Rehmeyer and S. Vitale don't mind being called fudgepackers but they would prefer to be called homosexuals or gay lovers.

by jskr January 16, 2008

fudgesicle

A chocolate popsicle

They ate fudgesicles

by Boberto March 15, 2004

German Fudgesicle

The act of filling a condom with jizz, tying it off and sticking it in a freezer until frozen. Once frozen you remove the frozen jizz bar from the condom and stick it in the ass of a female until it is all good and shitty.

Once the jizz bar has a good brown coating, you shove it in her mouth and make her eat it like a real fudgesicle.

Me and bill gave that bitch pat a german fudgesicle last night, man she sure loved it!

by Dr.PhillyBlunt November 29, 2011

Florida Fudgesicle

When you sling a duce into a hooker's mouth while partying in South Beach and then she gives you a blow job.

With his promotional coupon from the hotel room, Raul got a $5 discount on his Florida Fudgesicle from a toothless hoochie-mama.

by Johnny Earle November 4, 2006

fudgepackers

Slang for the Green Bay Packers.

Looks like the Minnesota Vikings are playing the fudgepackers today. I hope Brett Fagre throws 5 more interceptions.

by Jack Often November 27, 2007

fudgeduck

another word for poop, turd, crap, shit

I'm about to take this fudgeduck for a swim in the pond.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

Fudgepacker Paradox

This refers to the phenomenon of gay males having more success attracting women than straight males do. This is paradoxical as, obviously, a gay male has no interest in the women they monopolize away from straight males.

"Gay men get all the women. Everyone knows this. It's called the Fudgepacker Paradox."

by GingerBeer June 17, 2012