Fudge packer

1. Tom Cruise
2. Some one who enjoys fly fishing.

Stan: Hey guys, check it out, Tom Cruise is a fudge packer.
Tom Cruise: What did you call me?!
Cartman: Hey, that is Tom Cruise.

Butters: How come you're packing fudge, Mr. Cruise?
Tom Cruise: I'm not a fudge packer!
Kyle: Dude, you don't have to be ashamed or anything.
Tom Cruise: But I'm not a fudge packer!
Stan: Then why are you packing fudge?
Tom Cruise: I'm not. I'm a very busy actor! I'm just here trying to get away for a weekend to do some fly fishing!
Stan: Dude, you are in a fudge factory packing fudge.
Tom Cruise: Oh that does it! I will sue you!
Stan: For what?!
Tom Cruise: You can't just call somebody a fudge packer and get away with it!
Mr. Garrison: Hey, is that fudge packer Tom Cruise?
Tom Cruise: That's it! I'm suing this entire intolerant town!

by tom "bathroom" cruiser June 24, 2010

fudge packer

a gay male who enjoys packing his dick into another gay male's ass. fudge packing

gary is a flaming homosexual so therefore he is a fudgepacker

by kramsey April 10, 2005

Fudge-packer

A person who literally packs fudge as a job.

Tom Cruise is a fudge-packer. He works at Fred's Fudge & Candies while he takes vacations to get away and do some fly fishing.

by Youbutnotreally September 19, 2010

fudge packer

1. One of the many varying jobs of a usually underworked and underpaid Oompa Loompa. Fudgepacking is considered a very tedious job for a Oompa Loompa, involving them scurrying back and forth to pack the delicious Wonka Fudge into cardboard boxes.

Oompa Loompa 1: Goddammit, I've been assigned Fudgepacker today.
Oompa Loompa 2: When that nigga Wonka paying us anyways?
Oompa Loompa 1: He gives us cacao beans as payments remember?
Oompa Loompa 2: Well then fuck dat nigga!

by Droppin Knowledge August 21, 2005

Fudge Packer

slang word for homosexual

that boy is one dirty fudge packer

by andy October 24, 2003

Fudge Packer

one who packs fudge, on an assembly line. Possibly at a chocolate factory.

Me: Hey, my bro mike just got a job at the chocolate factory.

J: AW DUDE, MIKE'S A FUDGE PACKER

by Evan is Hella Tight April 18, 2008

fudge packer

A guy who has spent more time with men pumping semen into his ass and mouth than with his own penis inside of a woman. If he's very dedicated and really gets "into it", he probably has "bareback" or unprotected sex, which he prefers for the sensation of his partner's throbbing member rubbing against and stimulating his prostate, which serves as his male g-spot, as well as the feeling of having his rectum filled with semen, which is known colloquially among gays as "getting bred".

Jake's a fudge packer. He got busted by the cops in the park while naked and bent over with Ben's dick up his ass.

by Me Is Who I Are May 09, 2020