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Fuck tha Police 

An alternative to "Don't worry" or, "What's the worse that could happen?"
"Hey Derek, would you care for a glass of wine to go with your viel?"
"Thank you Charles, but I'm not sure about that."
"Come on, Derek, fuck tha police."
"Well, when you put it that way... Sure!"

or,

"I think I'm having a heart attack."
"Wow, man! Fuck tha police! I'll call an ambulance!"

or,

"This recent dip in company shares has me really worried."
"C'mon man, fuck tha police."
"You're right, it'll all work out eventually."

"Yo niggaz, dis sherm head asshole be dissin my bitch!"
"Fuck tha police man, lets go pop this buster mother fucker!"
Fuck tha Police by E. E. May 13, 2005

International Fuck The Police Day 

November 19th is International Fuck The Police Day. A decade-spanning American tradition, celebrants gather on this day each year to break the law together. Originally celebrated simply by smoking lots of weed in a large group, now in the post-prohibition era International Fuck The Police Day is celebrated in myriad ways, including consuming drugs, shooting guns, and setting off fireworks.
November 19th is coming up, what are your plans for International Fuck The Police Day?

fuck politeness 

A Murderino life motto to remain Sexy and not get murdered. Not to be confused with being rude; more like, don't try to be so polite you put your ass in a dangerous situation that might get you killed.
You see a man in the middle of a dark desert highway with a flat tire. (No cars for miles) BUT he is wearing a ski mask and waving you down with a big knife in his hand .. fuck politeness , you don't stop.

Politely go fuck yourself 

When you want to say go fuck yourself while adding a bit of smartassness in.
A Random entitled bitch walks in back room in middle of dnd game REB- “Hey can y’all shut up”
Me- “Hey can you politely go fuck yourself