INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

Directed to a individual to fuck off because they are not royalty.

To finalize a breakup. He says, " Your a crazy bitch!" but she says, "Its OVER! Your a MORON. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on by Man hater August 15, 2012

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

To express dislike towards a person

When breaking up with someone who leaves their gf/bf to hang out with another girl/boy somewhere else

Girl: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
Boy: What horse?
Girl: (Points at other girl) That fucking Horse

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on by Papi for dinner August 16, 2012

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets 

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Spit on your ass and fuck it 

When someone says this it mean that they will talk down or talk shit about you.

I’m going to spit on your ass and fuck it.

Spit on your ass and fuck it by Blackcheddar May 21, 2022

On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch 

Something you say when you're on your way to fuck someone's bitch.

Person 1: "How you doing, bro?"
Person 2: "Not much, just on my way to fuck your bitch."

On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch by That Dude, Bro April 26, 2014

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off 

People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off by Christivn March 27, 2017