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Eskimo Fuck Me Boots

Uggs. Sheep skin wanna be prostitute boots.
It was fortunate that the Alaskan prostitute had her Eskimo Fuck Me Boots handy because she got an unexpected call to go on duty.
by boats n hoes March 15, 2009
mugGet the Eskimo Fuck Me Bootsmug.

fucking boot

Derogatory name for Marine or Navy recruit.
Also, derogatory name usually used by someone that previously served or is serving in the U.S. Marines for person assuming new position or assignment.
Throwing something out or kicking someone out.
Private Smith is a fucking boot.
Don't expect much from the new guy, he's just a fucking boot.
My television finally quit, so I gave it the fucking boot.
Jim does nothing around here...I feel they should give him the fucking boot.
by Steve Koenig November 23, 2007
mugGet the fucking bootmug.

come fuck me boots

These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.
"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"

She looked hot.

"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"
by Chris from Vancouver December 7, 2006
mugGet the come fuck me bootsmug.

Sheep Fucking Boots

1. Boots that are worn during sexual intercourse with sheep. This occurs when you follow or run a sheep up a hill so they "BAHHH"ck up into you.
Tony: I'm going out to "take care" of the sheep, I'll be back in a little while.

Chris: Better wear your sheep fucking boots!

Tony: Good idea!
by GotChaMingFu1111 February 9, 2010
mugGet the Sheep Fucking Bootsmug.

fuck my old boots!

an exclamation of surprise or disbelief used quite frequently in yorkshire(south)
1:
two men driving rather fast and having to swerve violently to avoid an on coming vehicle andy's mate shouted "Fuck my old boots that was close yer twat!"
2:
you have just got home after a great night out and sitting in the middle of your room floor is the bigest turd you have ever seen ,reeling with shock and horror the only words you are able to utter is "Fuck My Old Boots!"
by shagg nasty February 7, 2005
mugGet the fuck my old boots!mug.

fuck my old boots

fuck my old boots lou.i need to smash you into orbit asap
by leogets2007 September 17, 2008
mugGet the fuck my old bootsmug.

Fuck my Boots!

A useful phrase for exhibiting surprise - typically disgust.
*Karan takes her mask off

You: Fuck my Boots!
by Help525600 November 6, 2020
mugGet the Fuck my Boots!mug.

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