Eskimo Fuck Me Boots

Uggs. Sheep skin wanna be prostitute boots.
It was fortunate that the Alaskan prostitute had her Eskimo Fuck Me Boots handy because she got an unexpected call to go on duty.
by boats n hoes March 15, 2009
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fucking boot

Derogatory name for Marine or Navy recruit.
Also, derogatory name usually used by someone that previously served or is serving in the U.S. Marines for person assuming new position or assignment.
Throwing something out or kicking someone out.
Private Smith is a fucking boot.
Don't expect much from the new guy, he's just a fucking boot.
My television finally quit, so I gave it the fucking boot.
Jim does nothing around here...I feel they should give him the fucking boot.
by Steve Koenig November 02, 2007
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come fuck me boots

These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.
"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"

She looked hot.

"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"
by Chris from Vancouver December 07, 2006
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Sheep Fucking Boots

1. Boots that are worn during sexual intercourse with sheep. This occurs when you follow or run a sheep up a hill so they "BAHHH"ck up into you.
Tony: I'm going out to "take care" of the sheep, I'll be back in a little while.

Chris: Better wear your sheep fucking boots!

Tony: Good idea!
by GotChaMingFu1111 February 08, 2010
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fuck my old boots!

an exclamation of surprise or disbelief used quite frequently in yorkshire(south)
1:
two men driving rather fast and having to swerve violently to avoid an on coming vehicle andy's mate shouted "Fuck my old boots that was close yer twat!"
2:
you have just got home after a great night out and sitting in the middle of your room floor is the bigest turd you have ever seen ,reeling with shock and horror the only words you are able to utter is "Fuck My Old Boots!"
by shagg nasty February 07, 2005
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fuck my old boots

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Fuck me boots

White ankle high boots that girls in Southern California tend to wear in the spring. They often represent repressed feelings of daddy issues. And tend to represent an eagerness to fuck.
“Hey Hannah nice fuck me boots, let’s go to the bungalow and do some blow in our flowery dresses and then go to 800 degrees.”
by Captainmoon May 19, 2024
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