San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.

Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."

by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023

double couple fuck

Two couples having sex at the same time in the same room.

Bruh let's have a double couple fuck!
What's that?
You'll see ;)

by Saltiest catch June 17, 2017

double foot fuck

Simultaneous foot jobs whilst two people sit across from each other. A mutual massage with the feet.

Some dudes on the interwebs are into that double foot fuck. Eww.

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

Double throat fuck

The act of taking two beloved items down your throat at the same time.

“ Claudia loves to double throat fuck black cock as much as food.”

by Claudia Loves Cock November 26, 2019

double tender fuck

when you eat a crispy juicy tender

person 1: hey, wanna go to mcdonalds for a double tender fuck
person 2: crispy juicy tender i fucked a transgender

by transfucker19280 March 13, 2021

double trouble fuck

DTF

Bro what’s a Double trouble fuck?
Dude a DTF is what you did last night bro

by M.MM August 18, 2023

Double barrel cluster fuck

A cluster fuck of grand proportions. When everything is fucked up in a major way.

Traffic today in downtown NYC was nearly impossible to get through. Talk about a double barrel cluster fuck!

Cluster fuck clusterfuck snafu fubar shit storm

by Halfbreed Hammer November 10, 2015