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Frosting the turd

The act of taking a shit then turning around and jacking off on the turd causing you to "frost" the turd.
by my sewer buddy January 12, 2010
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jizz-frosting

Noun. Residual morning after cum stuck between your penis and underwear.
Syn. Zopohin
I dreamt of this fine ass bitch and all I got is jizz-frosting...
by FunkyJoe April 6, 2003
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frossing

The act of being hit square in the anus by a powerful jet of superheated water from a natural source, such as a geyser, as a result of voluntary placement of one's self above a known vent of such a discharge.
This constitutes a popular way to end one's life in places such as Iceland.
Damn, Gyda just commited frossing when the bank told her she lost all the savings she was hoping to buy a pony with!
by Spellweaver January 28, 2009
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frothing walrus

n.

A manuever where a man is getting a blowjob and then when he is ready to ejaculate, he deepthroats the womam, causing semen to be forced out her nose. The semen streaks rememble the tusks of a walrus.
by Alex April 20, 2005
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Frosting the Gimp

After a woman has major surgery and can not have sex.. advise the man to kneel over her in bed and spank it all over her tummy.
She is not allowed to have intercourse for four weeks? Sounds like someone needs to be frosting the gimp!
by Pinguparts September 12, 2009
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Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.
John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.
by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012
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facial frosting

A term used to describe seminal fluids left residing on the face of an individual after an act of sexual intercourse or fellatio.
Ex) After an intense session of anal intercourse, Greg proceeded to give Marsha some facial frosting.


haha this was funny to write..lol
by Dream Ha September 12, 2005
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