The most unlucky day in the calendar. Justified fear of this day is called paraskevidekatriaphobiaor friggatriskaidekaphobia. You could get run over, your house could burn down, you could run into a long-lost evil boyfriend, or you could fall down a flight of stairs and subsequently die of neumonia.
Shit, it's fuckin Friday 13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no fuckin way I'm gettin out of bed!
*Snore*
Oh, jeeeez, I just choked on my own phlegm.
There's no fuckin way I'm gettin out of bed!
*Snore*
Oh, jeeeez, I just choked on my own phlegm.
by Paraskevidekatriaphobiac February 13, 2004
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Get the Friday 13thmug. "Trump was shot in the head by a mental person on Friday 13th 2035 after signing a bill allowing mentally disturbed people to buy guns."
by Jk's bunny teeth October 15, 2019
Get the Friday 13th 2035mug. Ask out a girl you have only known for 2 days day. Even though you haven't known her very long it won't hurt to go on a nice date. Dont back down this relationship has potential so please ask that special girl out and don't be a fucking pussy :)
by Lukehhhhhhhhhh November 13, 2020
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Get the Friday 13th januarymug. Worldwide Holiday, symbols include black cats, Friday the 13th movies, breaking mirrors, stepping on cracks and walking under ladders
X: Are you celebrating Thanksgiving?
Y: Nah man, I'm going to drink a bloody Mary by the cemetery to celebrate Friday the 13th
Y: Nah man, I'm going to drink a bloody Mary by the cemetery to celebrate Friday the 13th
by Kaz00 December 6, 2023
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