Flastering

A quick, single-coat plastering technique where the surface is plastered and sanded as soon as dry, in quick succession. Usually used to prep a wall or ceiling for painting. Common in renovation or patch-up jobs where time is limited but a decent finish is required. Blend of the words fast + plastering.

Mate, we were running behind, so I just did a quick flastering job on the ceiling, she'll be right once it's had a lick of paint.

by L Sampson :) October 3, 2025

Farbering

Watching adult films instead of paying attention in important meetings/classes

Abdul was really Farbering his meat during a team meeting.

by Farbering-My-Meat-RN December 3, 2025