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A Foreign

An expensive\sports foreign car produced outside of the United States. Commonly referring to cars made by brands such as Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc.
"In a foreign switchin' lanes you can't catch up" as rapped in Lil Mosey's song 'Notice'.
by Not Teagen July 30, 2018
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Bigger Dick Foreign Policy

A Foreign Policy on the decision making process of which country to go to war with. The basis of this policy is founded on what is called "dick fear" where men feel inadequate about the size of there dicks so they have to kill each other in order to boost there self-esteem. Can also be applied in Bars, Locker Rooms, and Athletics.

Usually founded on the following statement.

"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
-George Carlin
Bigger Dick Foreign Policy at work. All quoted from George Carlin

So as far as I'm concerned, that whole thing in the Persian Gulf was nothing more than one big dic-waving cockfight.

In this particular case, Saddam Hussein questioned the size of George Bush's dick. And George Bush had been called a wimp for so long, he apparently felt the need to act out his manhood fantasies by sending America's white children to kill other people's brown children.

-George Carlin
by ViVi)zF( January 7, 2010
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French Foreign Legion

A military organization that will allow any healthy male 18-45 to join, 17 with parent permission. From any country at any time for most reasons any man can walk into one of their recruiting stations and join up.

A Legionnaires' life is a difficult one, for the only starting contract you can sign is a five-year contract with a 60-day probation period where you can leave at any time. Most can't take the life and desert, for it is not a life of guns and glory, you'll spend more time behind a mop then behind a rifle.

And in response to the common misperception that the Legion will accept all sorts of criminals and miscreants, that is not true at all. At least, not anymore. A full background check is made on you, including a full check by Interpol so if your some deranged axe murderer they'll find you, then they'll turn you over to the police.

If you do join up, you'll either serve in mainland France or if you become a paratrooper in Corsica. Serving in the Legion means serving overseas, and you'll see Africa from the eyes of Djibouti and Algeria. If France is involved in a foreign war its the Legion that gets sent first.

The French Foreign Legion does not cater to criminals, so if your a psychotic axe-murderer you won't be let in, instead you'll be detained and sent to the police. They do perform a full background check on you, one that runs through Interpol and the largest police agency from your home country. So if your from America like me, the FBI will be contacted.

And as you bash France for its lack of military victories, the French Foreign Legion operates outside the French military, and has performed excellently when Legion affairs are left in Legion control.

From the instant you join from, providing you don't desert, the instant you leave, the Legion will always have your back. A man I knew inside was caught with cancer during his service, they paid for all his medical bills, paid for his family to fly across the continent to see him, paid for all of them to fly home, and paid for the funeral and had several officers there in attendance.

And a few things of advice for potential Legionnaires, when you go to the recruiting station, don't bring anything you can't live without, do bring a few locks to guard your stuff, and make sure you can march 10 miles and run 2 miles at the drop of a hat.

Best of luck if you do join.
French Foreign Legionnaires, strangers by birth but family by choice.
by Lutherous April 9, 2006
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Foreign Swaggers

The foreign swaggers consists of 3 members from NCT; Jaehyun, Johnny and mOrk. I really don't know what to say about them but uh Yaaaaay
mOrk: Alright guys, wassup. We're the uh- we're the uh- fOrEiGn SwAggErs.. so- *mOrk begins beatboxing*
Johnny: uh... yeah.... Johnny's gonna freestyle
Jaehyun: I lived in America for 4 years. That's why I'm here man!
Johnny: *still rapping* We have a performance, coming up in-

mOrk: OoOoOoOohhhhhhhhh. *literally ends it*
johnny: *looks at mark in confusion as to why he ended Johnny's cool solo rapping*
by JhopesSpriteu January 30, 2021
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foreign guy

A guy from another country, usually overseas. He is popular, mostly because of his accent, or because he is just different.

A female is a foreign girl
Girl: Look, it's a foreign guy!
Girl2: OMG His accent is so cute.
by Soglol December 9, 2008
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Big Tilt Foreign Barn

In hockey, a big game against a rival team on their home ice, make sure the boys are ready to go because it's gonna be loud and rowdy and you gotta grind to get the W
Flyers locker room prior to a game at Madison Square Garden, "Alright boys lets get er goin here big tilt foreign barn."
by SnipePartyWheel December 1, 2011
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Johnny Foreigner

1. Anyone who isn't British.
2. Anyone likely to be given a metaphorical 'bloody nose' by a plucky Brit.
Examples include 'Jerry' and 'the Frogs' (in that order)

See also
The Great Escape (1963), in which Johnny Foreigner is given a sound thrashing by a number of plucky Brits and other less important characters from the colonies. Later on, without giving away the plot, events go slightly a wry for the protagonists. Not to worry though, as Jerry's uppence comes, eventually leading to the end of Nazi Germany.
by Sqn Ldr Cavendish-Stockley February 2, 2010
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