foop

v. This happens when you fart first and then a little poop comes out. The total opposite of shart - meaning to shit and then fart.

Yesterday I fooped and had to go to the restroom to wipe.

by imacowhunter March 06, 2006

foop

A less offensive word to replace a widely used swear word starting with the same letter. Originated from television when swear words are bleeped out. Also used for people/persons who's name(s) has been surpressed in court.

You're a motherfoopin towel!
What the foop did you just do to my household insurance?!
The woman who allegedly raped the kitten was foop MCfoop.
Foop I shouldn't swear anymore.

by ravenhiss September 15, 2003

foop

1. Someone who is a complete failure at life, or at a specific thing. Someone who is often incoherent, and nonsensical.
2. A tool.
3. A thing that is useless beyond comprehension.

1. Teacher: Stacy, what is the square root of 16?
Stacy: Uh, 2?
Mark: Stacy, you are such a flippin' foop.

2. Plumber 1: Can I borrow your monkey wrench, Plumber 2?
Plumber 2: Sure thing.
Plumber 1: These nuts wont twist! This monkey wrench is such a foop.

by poodge July 11, 2008

foop

Feeling Out Of Place.

...I'm feeling really foop right now.

by randomer January 18, 2007

foop

the accident of pooping when you are only expecting a fart while on the toilet. This is commonly mistaken for a shart..but a foop is in the toilet, not in your pants.

I was not expecting my foop today.

by A Trainer August 30, 2008

foop

a foolish, socially inept person

the foop sneezed softdrink all over himself and swore at his misfortune

by Ben Arnold January 16, 2006

foop

Loving a very sexy and slender young woman.

also, Fooptastic - Very excited about loving this special someone to the greatest degree.

Boss: I have noticed a great increase in the way you work, what has gotten into you?

Worker: i am very Fooptastic about this girl Amanda shes a g0ddest.

by Coa87878 August 23, 2007