Flartching is achieved with 3 persons, one of which needs to be male. The male partner achieves orgasm in the ass of another partner. The third party then sucks the orgasm out of the ass of the second party, preferably with a straw.
by nemisis1277 February 11, 2010
Get the flartching mug.adj: Having an alcohol to blood ratio so monumentally fucked that one vomits up everything but their stomach lining, intermittent w/ apologies and various exclamations of 'I'm going to die'. One may be deemed 'flotched' if symptoms include insisting to the night manager that they be put on community service, being vulnerable to A+ Facebook hacks, or begging to have one's stomach pumped.
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by BayouSailor July 15, 2006
Get the Flotched mug.Fat crotch. The area of a male or female's flabby torso that connects to the crotch area to form a basketball-like appendage.
by ellimist February 5, 2008
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