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Flopped Some Cock

The descriptive act of insulting a family member, friend, or stranger, by displaying personal defense implements in an aggressive fashion, while also drawing maximum attention to your actions.
I flopped some cock on my cousin, because she was wearing a Hillary t-shirt.
Flopped Some Cock by Mike McArock December 8, 2016

Flapper smacker

When a guy sits on a girls vagina and farts causing her pussy lips to smack around.
Him: “Spread your legs babe”
Her: “what for?....”
Him: “for the ol flapper smacker
Flapper smacker by 3Djoker November 15, 2018

crack flapper shit 

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.
"Did you hear the big crack flapper shit I just had?"

"Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"
crack flapper shit by jamminspacey January 24, 2010

flapper schmeat 

Flapper schmeat is the outer lips of a vagina that are so unbelievably used that they jiggle when she walks, commonly smells like the heat coming from the back of a ps4.

And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.

If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.
Girl 1: Ugh i can’t believe ayden cheated on me
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!
flapper schmeat by dumibunni October 5, 2020

flipper-slipper 

When your tube sock(s) hang off the end off your foot 1/2 way and they fop around.

When children's sock(s) slide/fall down.

NOT to the point of falling off though, just 1/2 way.
'When I got out of bed this morning my socks were flipper-slippers!'

'That baby's got on a flipper-slipper.'

'Flipper-slippers are fun to slide on the kitchen floor in!'
flipper-slipper by Patsea Chema October 1, 2011

Hot Flepper Soup

Hot Flepper Soup is a soup made with only flour, pepper and water. It could also be described as a really thin roux.

1/4 cup AP flour
1 Tbsp(or more, depending on taste) of black pepper flakes.
1 1/2 cups of water

Take a small pot and place over medium heat.
Add flour and pepper.
Slowly pour water over the flepper mixture and until it becomes the consistency of glue.

Let simmer for 45 seconds.
Add rest of water slowly, let come to a boil for 15 -25 seconds then remove from heat.
Let cool for 3-5 minutes.
Eat. Enjoy.
I was so broke last week that all I could afford to eat was some hot flepper soup!
Hot Flepper Soup by ceerip707 February 10, 2019