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dixie floater

A slut who changes schools, because at her previous school she was a huge whore. Tries to start over new and fresh, but everyone soon discovers she's still a skank, and a Dixie Floater
"yo you see the hot new girl from Adrian?"
"Yeah that broad is a Dixie Floater, stay clear Jimmy."
by 11mikey March 14, 2008
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broad floater

Broad floater is a term that is used at a predominantly male gathering (watching a sports game, playing poker, etc.) where pizza is being ordered. Naturally, each male orders his own medium or large pizza with his choice of topping (usually meat-based) to prove his manliness to his peers. To satisfy the women and to avoid nagging equality/sexism comments, a couple of broad floaters are ordered. The typical broad floater includes feminine toppings such as feta cheese and spinach. Tip: Broads love whole wheat.
"Pass a slice of the broad floater and a Diet Decaf Pepsi to Jessica"

"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."

"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."
by Aadil Shamji, Shahista Kassam February 25, 2010
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Flodger

A person who claims to have something they don't.
Man dude aways talking like he has so much money, clothes, cars, and girls. He's nothing but a flodger.
by Dap. July 11, 2010
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Belgian Floater

A condom, used for anal sex, left floating in the toilet. (Belgian, as in waffles (textured/ribbed condoms), or chocolate).
I went to use the bathroom, and found this Belgian Floater in the toilet! Gross!!
by tcdacsap June 29, 2010
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Betty ford floater

An extra shoot of liquor on top of his/her cocktail
She asked for a betty Ford floater over her Margarita
by djfdbf September 3, 2017
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Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.
I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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It's a floater!

A phrase originating from a TikTok video of a family inserting a large, spherically shaped chocolate ball into a mug of milk in order to quirkily create a hot chocolate mixture. Seconds into the video, a child is heard screeching, "it's a floater", indicating that the chocolate ball is taking a long time to melt, which is essentially stating the obvious in a failed attempt to act in a comedic fashion.
Emily: That bouncer surely denied us entry into the club because we're so hot. He definitely had a Grimace Shake in Ohio prior to his shift, LOL!
Everyone waiting in line: "It's a floater!" type shit...
by tmkkmt August 3, 2023
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