Flexitarian

A fake vegetarian.

"Damn, all these flexitarians need to quit lying to themselves. They don't even deserve a title."

by Wiztch May 13, 2016

flexitarian

A person who will have sex with any hole.

-Why is Jerry having sex with the hole in the tree?
-Because he's a flexitarian.

by vulgarvegan September 16, 2006

Flexitarian

Someone who is vegetarian but somedays can be omnivorous.

-Hey Amandine are you vegetarian ?

-No, I'm flexitarian guys.

by innercircle December 31, 2018

Flexitarian

When someone has a flexible diet. They are not vegetarian, pescatarian, vegan, carnivores...they eat everything and don’t discriminate on their food.

My boyfriend is vegetarian but I’m flexitarian.

by 420success February 16, 2020

flexitarian

Someone who flexes the fact that they are vegetarian

Davis was being a complete flexitarian

by Someone who is flexitarian November 17, 2020

Flexitarian

Someone who is primarily vegetarian but crab be non-vegetarian or eggetarian or pescatarian etc. depending on their mood, day, place of food etc. For example, i am primarily vegetarian by choice but there are a select few restaurants where I like their chicken. I chose to be non vegetarian ONLY in those restaurants otherwise I'm vegetarian.

I'm flexitarian, I eat meat only at this favorite restaurant.

by Piriprix February 20, 2022

Non-octo flexitarian

A person who prefers the vegetarian diet, but occasionally eats meat as long as it's not an octopus.

I can't have that octopus, sorry. Keep in mind I'm a non-octo flexitarian.

by tomas2022 April 18, 2022