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1. (n) A period after quitting masturbation/porn addiction when libido is severely decreased, orgasms are hard to reach and erectile dysfunction is observed in men. Often anxiety-inducing and a common reason to fall back into habitual porn consumption (as a "test" to see if the body still responds). Total duration can vary from a couple of days to over a month; however, they typically go away with time.

2. (v) To experience a flatline.
1. Curses! I just got a booty call from Ann, but I'm in the middle of a flatline, what if I can't perform?

2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"
by willmst July 27, 2014
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Flawless

You.
by Fiszderij August 3, 2018
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fawlty towers

Hotel or rented accomodation which has a catalogue of disasters associated with it, especially if it includes obnoxious staff, etc.

Named after the classic 1970s comedy series starring John Cleese.
The new student accomodation opened for Leeds University students in 1993 was so bad, the students quickly dubbed it "Fawlty Towers".
by Dr Pinch December 26, 2004
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flawless victory

by drunken duck September 11, 2004
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flawless august

Eine Challenge die von dem Deutschen YouTuber ,,Taddl" ins Leben gerufen wurde.
Ursprünglich geht es darum sich im ganzen August an folgende Regeln zu halten:

- Nicht onanieren
- Vor 3 Uhr nachts ins Bett gehen
- Nicht rasieren
- Einen Kalender verwenden
- Nicht kiffen

Jedoch kann man diese Punkte auch für sich personalisieren mit Sachen die einem selbst gut tun würden.
Person 1: Machst du beim flawless august mit?
Person 2: Nein.
by Idkwieichmichnennensoll August 19, 2020
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Flala

An extreme form of competitive sport played using a large balance ball, not unlike soccer. The preferred time for Flala is at night And it is important to know that only two rules apply;
- One, do not attack an opponents face

-Two, there are no rules exempt rule previous

Injurys are frequent and often severe ( chipped teeth, broken ribs, bruises, ect... )
*the adrenaline rush that occurs during is often compared to crack, smack, and sometimes wack
*also play in a field NOT CONCRETE or other wide open spaces
Fuck that game of Flala was kosher" "did you just say kosher?" "i think i cracked a rib...
by Midnight Mexican October 11, 2010
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flailbot

one who is high on meth-anphetamines, trying to tackle many projects at one time flailing about. flailbot.
hey have you seen steve the flailbot today?
by ivana flailsomemore September 13, 2013
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